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Tiger Always Wins; Golf Might as Well Give Up

Tiger Woods says he's playing the best golf of his career and even talks about the prospect of a perfect season. Commentator Frank Deford takes a not-so-serious look at how the golf world is responding.

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This a very important announcement, so please, everybody, turn off your cell phones.

The three American Grand Slam golf tournaments — the Masters, the United States Open and the PGA — have just announced that for this year and for the immediate future, they have all been cancelled.

Speaking for the three tournaments, Billy Payne, the chairman of Augusta National, said that it just seemed pointless to play the tournaments inasmuch as it was a foregone conclusion that Tiger Woods would win them all this year and for, as Payne said, "as far as the eye could see."

This action follows on the heels of two PGA Tour decisions. Just last week, it cancelled all the tournaments in which Woods was not scheduled to play because nobody cared about them. Then, yesterday, the PGA announced the cessation of all the tournaments Woods was scheduled to play in because it was obvious he was going to win all of them by several strokes and what was the point?

As one tournament executive said, "Golf is getting to be like the Harlem Globetrotters beating up on the Stooges, but at least that's fun to watch. Tiger winning is like watching global warming."

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At least for now, the British Open is still planning to be held this July at Royal Birkdale. There are two reasons for what is now being called the "Huckabee holdout of golf." First, the Scots are hoping that their chubby favorite, Colin Montgomerie, might yet just once catch lightning in a bottle and actually not choke, finally winning a major. Secondly, because the dollar is so weak and the pound so strong, there is some talk that even Woods may not be able to afford to leave the United States to play in Great Britain. Go, Colin Montgomerie!

The news of the cancellation of so many golf tournaments comes on the heels of a front-page New York Times article that reported that the number of American golfers is plummeting. The reasons given are that golf is too expensive and takes up too much time. (Fourteen and a half million otherwise decent American men admitted that they have never seen their wives and children in daylight hours during golf season.) Another reason cited is that cell phones are banned on many U.S. courses, and 6.3 million American men admitted that they simply could not go without cell phones for that long.

But the largest reason cited for the alarming decline in golf participation was that Woods was so good that he was discouraging all golfers. Seventy-eight percent of golfers cited the so-called "Woods perfection depression syndrome" for giving up the game.

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Woods himself could not be reached for comment. He was in seclusion, working on improving his game ... and how better to hold trophies high and kiss them for the photographers.

Thank you for listening. You can now turn your cell phones back on.



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