K.C. Bailey/20th Century Fox
Laid-back Jack (Ashton Kutcher) and Type A Joy (Cameron Diaz) drink their way through an impromptu wedding before winning millions at a slot machine.
Laid-back Jack (Ashton Kutcher) and Type A Joy (Cameron Diaz) drink their way through an impromptu wedding before winning millions at a slot machine. K.C. Bailey/20th Century Fox
- Director: Tom Vaughan
- Genre: Romantic Comedy
- Running Time: 99 minutes
This first-they-marry, then-they-fall-in-love comedy is more or less (mostly less) what you probably expect: The script sends a rigorously mismatched, separately flailing couple — slacker Jack (a puppyish Ashton Kutcher), who's just been fired, and commodities trader Joy (a frantic Cameron Diaz), who's just been dumped — off to get drunk, get hitched and get rich (her quarter, his pull of the slots handle), all in their first four hours in Sin City.
So far, so funny. But then, back in New York, a conservative, matrimony-loving judge freezes their windfall and sentences them to "six months hard marriage" before he'll even consider an annulment — or a divvying-up of the cash.
And thus a by-the-numbers rom-com is born. Alas, What Happens in Vegas ... limps through its first hour or so (where all the "com" is supposed to be) in a knockabout-slapstick mode for which director Tom Vaughan demonstrates no flair whatsoever. Still, casting will out, and the stars are appealing enough to make the making-up homestretch kinda sweet. No chemistry, mind, and precious few chuckles, but with the only romantic-comedy alternative at the moment being Made of Honor, things could definitely be worse.