It's football season — and while the sport has many female fans, others feel their home has been invaded by a seasonal disorder. Our commentator has found an answer — a product he trusts so much, he recorded an ad for it.
Deford: It's that time again, when so many American women are having their space invaded, their sensitive environment contaminated by alien emotions.
Football Sufferer: Oh, that awful torment has started to affect me once more. It's the same sort of distress that always seems to strike me at exactly this time of the year.