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You're listening to all things considered from NPR news. This year's Nobel Prize in Physics was announced today, and commentator Dennis O'Toole is thrilled about the winners. His fantasy Nobel team has never looked better.

DENNIS O: Today, Saul Perlmutter, Brian Schmidt, and Adam G. Riess won the Nobel Prize in Physics for discovering that the expansion of the universe is speeding up. That's great news for me since I had Riess and Perlmutter in my fantasy league. Honestly, I could have gotten Schmidt, too, but I drafted Nathan Sieberg, mainly because he's worked with both super symmetric gauge theories and with discrete light-cone quantization. That was a hedge.

Yesterday, I nabbed 20 points each with Bruce A. Beutler, Jules Hoffmann and Ralph Steinman. I remember back in the '90s when I first heard about their discovery of cell receptors activated by pathogenic microorganisms. I was in this bar called the Alumni Club on Clark Street in Chicago. It's gone now, which is fine because it was terrible. Doesn't matter, I guess, but me and my buddies had just polished off a mound of wings and like, seven buckets of Corona when this dude comes in blabbing about the critical role dendritic cells play in adaptive immunity. I almost kicked his brains out on the spot, but I have to admit the slides he brought made me a believer.

Long story short, I've been picking Beutler and Hoffmann for the past three years, and this time, I'm right. Boom shockalocka. Tomorrow, it's the chemistry awards. I think it's high time Rudolph Pariser and Robert Parr got some 'spect for their Pariser-Parr-Pople method, which made molecular orbital computation way easier than it would have been otherwise. What about John A. Pople, who developed the same thing independently? Hey, man, he died in 2004.

Thursday, the lit awards are going to be announced. My number one guy is Tomas Transtromer. He's Swedish, he's 80, and he is due. It's his time, and everyone knows it. America hasn't had an award since 1993, and some people say this is the year. Baloney. With all the buzz about Murakami and the Syrian poet Adonis, you got to be stoned off your bean to think Philip Roth or Joyce Carol Oates is going to get the nod. And don't say Cormac McCarthy. "Outer Dark" is sick and "Blood Meridian" is dope. But if you read "No Country for Old Men" twice, it doesn't hold up, and the Nobel committee knows it. Trust me.

B: A couple million Arab Spring activists get to split 10 million Swedish kronor, with the Biz as a backup.

Me and some dudes are going to tailgate outside the Kellogg School of Management before the economics prize is announced. You should totally come. My pick to click this year is N. Gregory Mankiw. They're going to say it's for his work on menu costs and price stickiness, but that's bunk. It's really so they can hand it over to someone who isn't Paul Krugman.

RAZ: And that was Dennis O'Toole, a writer and improv performer in Chicago.

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