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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

And now the game where we ask people who have done great things on to do something silly. There are good bands, there are great bands, and then there is the most amazingly fantastic band ever in the history of bands, and that would be Tenacious D.

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SAGAL: Also known as actor and musicians Kyle Gass and Jack Black. Their new album is "Rize of the Fenix." Kyle and Jack, welcome to WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!.

JACK BLACK: Thank you for having us here.

SAGAL: It's a pleasure to have you.

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SAGAL: So I know that your band is the greatest ever because your songs tell me so.

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SAGAL: But for those people who don't know Tenacious D, could you guys sort of tell us what your music is all about.

BLACK: Well, it's been said that we're a combination of Black Sabbath and who's the other band Kage?

KYLE GASS: Uh.

BLACK: We're horrible at describing ourselves.

SAGAL: Apparently. I would say like Black Sabbath and Simon and Garfunkel, if you could imagine that.

GASS: Thank you.

BLACK: Yeah, you know, we revel in the 1970s and 80s rock when Satan was real.

SAGAL: Exactly.

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SAGAL: He has since retired.

BRIAN BABYLON: He sold out.

SAGAL: Yeah. I mean, you know, because we hear sometimes from heavy metal bands who are like oh no, no, we're not really Satanists, you know, but you guys really are pretty much.

BLACK: Yeah.

Yeah.

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SAGAL: I'm interested, you guys met back in the 80s when you were both in the Actors Gang, right, Tim Robbins' group out in LA?

BLACK: It's true.

SAGAL: And you started playing music together as part of that?

BLACK: Well, Kyle was sort of the official de facto musician of the theater company at the time. And I tried to hold onto Kyle's coattails but he kept on kicking me off. I was like a little dog humping his leg.

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BLACK: And then finally he let me in. I melted his icy shield. And we spent years just in his apartment jamming stonily along, searching for our sound. Finally we worked up the courage to go play a little dive bar in downtown Los Angeles. And we only had one song, and it was the greatest song in the world "Tribute."

SAGAL: "Tribute" is a great song.

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BLACK: Yeah, and thus was born.

SAGAL: And thus was born Tenacious D.

BABYLON: Hey, Jack, you know sometimes when you sing songs and you're able to, like, not say words but like says noises, like...

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BLACK: The scat?

BABYLON: The scats, man, those scats are...

BLACK: You're asking where does the power of my scat come from?

BABYLON: That's a lot of power of the scats.

BLACK: Well, you know, I'm heavily influenced by Bobby McFerrin.

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SAGAL: Oh sure. We can hear that.

BLACK: I would watch in the back of the audience in wonder, because he satisfied a certain thing in me. I wanted to be a one-man show. I wasn't able to do it, that's why me and Kyle had to join forces. But if I could, I would be reincarnated as Bobby McFerrin Jr.

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CHARLIE PIERCE: Lyrics are kind of overrated anyway, aren't they?

BLACK: For most, yeah. If you listen to the greatest rock band of all time, Led Zeppelin, their lyrics are mostly gobbledygook.

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PIERCE: You mean there's no bustle in my hedge row.

BLACK: Yeah.

PIERCE: I got alarmed for nothing.

GASS: Does anyone remember laughter?

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SAGAL: Yeah, go on.

BLACK: We place a high premium on our lyrics, because the comedy is the source of our power.

SAGAL: They are very, very funny.

BLACK: Yeah, thank you.

SAGAL: They're hilariously funny and extraordinarily profane. In fact, we noticed that there is an explicit version of the new record and a clean version. We're guessing the clean version is two minutes long.

BLACK: No, no.

SAGAL: No, really?

BLACK: We took great pains to replace all of the cuss words with creative funny alternatives that were clean enough for the kids.

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SAGAL: Can you give me an example of...

BLACK: And the religious people.

SAGAL: Yeah, yeah.

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SAGAL: Can you give me an example of like you favorite fake cuss word you had to put in to keep the rhythm right?

BLACK: One example...

GASS: Wow, you know, it's hard to remember. I never listen to the clean one.

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BLACK: Let me try. Well, we have this one called "Death Star" and it goes...

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BLACK: The world is freaking turning to poop.

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BLACK: OK, that was not a good example of creativity.

SAGAL: I know. It got the point across though.

BLACK: There's some better ones in there I'm sure.

SAGAL: I know.

BLACK: There's got to be.

SAGAL: I mean the songs are extremely funny, as well as your dialogue between some of the songs. By the way, the strange homoerotic tension between you guys, is that sort of authentic to your experience?

GASS: All right, we're coming out right now.

SAGAL: All right.

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SAGAL: I wanted to ask you guys, you guys are also - Kyle, you're a great guitarist; Jack, you're an amazing singer, as we've said. And the songs are very funny. Do you guys ever just want to do straight ahead rock and roll of your own creation?

GASS: Well, we tried some at first. It was a little uncomfortable I think.

BLACK: No one wants to hear those songs.

SAGAL: Really? When you guys were sincere, nobody was interested?

BLACK: Well here's one of them I wrote about a breakup.

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BLACK: At one time, I could advise but now I'm lost in my own pain.

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SAGAL: All right, I see your point.

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BLACK: Captured me and now I feel the rain.

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SAGAL: Yeah.

BLACK: Yeah, it's tough.

SAGAL: Comedy, stick with comedy.

BLACK: It's tough out there.

SAGAL: It is hard, I guess.

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SAGAL: One thing that people might know, if they've been paying attention, Jack, is that you've been doing some movies, to some success.

BLACK: True.

SAGAL: And there's a song on the new record called "The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage."

BLACK: Yes.

SAGAL: That describes these two very good friends who are musicians, one named Jack and one named Kage.

BLACK: Yeah.

SAGAL: And Jack gets really famous doing movies and the other guy gets really upset about it.

BLACK: Yeah.

SAGAL: And jealous.

BLACK: For those that don't know, Kyle is the Rage Kage.

SAGAL: Really?

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SAGAL: Because I was going to ask first if that was autobiographical and second which one you were. So I guess my question is: is that based in truth?

GASS: Every word of it is true.

SAGAL: Really?

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BLACK: Every word, yeah. It was a very difficult song to write because of its painful truths. And we weren't going to do it. I mean we had this title "Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage," brewing for years. And it doesn't sound funny does it?

SAGAL: No.

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SAGAL: No, it's very sad actually.

BLACK: But there it is. It was the elephant in the room and it needed to be written.

SAGAL: Right. So you wrote the elephant. And how are you guys getting along now?

GASS: Oh, as long as there is a record deal, we'll always be friends.

SAGAL: Yeah, I understand.

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BLACK: I think I consider Kyle to be my best friend.

GASS: And I as well.

SAGAL: Aww. Well, Tenacious D, Jack and Kyle, we are delighted to have you with us. We have asked you here to play a game we're calling?

CARL KASELL: Tenacious D, meet Tenacious P.

SAGAL: So we tried to think of the singer who would be the diametrical opposite of Tenacious D, and who better to fill that role than Mr. Pat Boone?

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BLACK: That's just great.

SAGAL: We'll ask you about the cleanest cut guy who ever cut a record. Get two out of three right; you'll win our prize for one of our listeners, Carl's voice on their home answering machine. Carl, who is Tenacious D playing for?

KASELL: Tenacious D is playing for Dick Fortin of Eaton Center, New Hampshire.

SAGAL: All right, you ready to go guys? And you are...

BLACK: Yes. Kyle, you're up on your Pat Boone trivia aren't you?

GASS: Oh gosh, yes.

BLACK: OK, good.

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SAGAL: All right. And you are allowed to collaborate, bicker, break up, whatever you need to do to get through this. Here we go.

BLACK: OK.

SAGAL: Now, Pat was the master of all media it seemed during his heyday, in the fifties and the sixties. He even appeared where? Was it A: on a metal record sent into space to greet aliens? B: as a character in the comic book, Superman's Girlfriend Lois Lane? Or C: he has a cameo as a traveling minstrel in Fellini's cinematic masterpiece, La Strada?

GASS: It's A.

SAGAL: It's A, he's on the record sent into space?

GASS: Yes.

SAGAL: Do you both agree on this question?

BLACK: I'm going with Kyle because he's known as the file-o-fax.

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BLACK: Was that on Voyager? I think I saw that on Star Trek.

SAGAL: So your choice is A, the record. I'm afraid it was actually B, the comic book. The record wasn't sent until much later.

BLACK: Oh.

SAGAL: Oh, yeah, see, and the comic book, which came out in the late fifties, Superman must prevent Pat Boone from singing a song about him, which would reveal his secret identity.

GASS: Oh man.

SAGAL: He does this by tearing Pat Boone in half with his hands.

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SAGAL: I'll let you know, I'm kidding. He doesn't really. But you still have two more chances guys, so here's your next question.

BLACK: OK.

SAGAL: Mr. Boone's media career was boosted by his clean cut image, but sometimes his morals got in the way, as when what happened?

A: on the set of his first film, he refused to kiss co-star Shirley Jones because she was married to somebody else? B: he refused to have Elvis Presley on his Pat Boone TV show because, quote, "that mans' hips makes me think of impure things?" Or C: he gave up a lucrative endorsement contract with Canada Dry, once he learned that people mix their sodas with alcohol?

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GASS: Wow.

BLACK: Yeah.

GASS: That's a stumper. I'm 0 for 1, Jack. I don't know. You may have to take this one.

BLACK: I hope that it's number two, because that's just really the funniest of the possibilities.

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BLACK: I think it's number one though.

SAGAL: You think it's number one, he refused to kiss Shirley Jones?

BLACK: Yeah.

SAGAL: And that is in fact what it was, very good.

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SAGAL: Apparently Mr. Boone was only willing to pretend to be romantically involved with single actresses.

BLACK: Yeah.

SAGAL: Yeah.

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SAGAL: All right, this is good, you're 1 for 2, with one to go. If you get this, you'll win. Here we go. Mr. Boone has an important role in legal history. Was it A: he pioneered the right for a celebrity to control his image, when he sued the makers of an adult film called Pat Boom?

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SAGAL: B: he was the first celebrity endorser sued by the FTC for making false claims about a product? Or C: accused by a fan of untoward advances, he got off with what's now known as the "Who are you kidding, I'm Pat Boone" defense?

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GASS: It's clearly the second one.

SAGAL: That he was the first celebrity endorser successfully sued by the Federal Trade Commission for making false claims about a product?

GASS: Yeah, yeah, I like it.

BLACK: We're going with number two.

GASS: That's it.

SAGAL: And you're right guys. That's what it was.

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SAGAL: He, in the seventies, endorsed an acne cream called Acne Statin. The FTC went after him. They said no, it doesn't work. And he apologized and said he would not endorse it anymore.

Carl, how did Jack and Kyle do on our show?

KASELL: Jack and Kyle had two correct answers, Peter, and that's enough to win for Dick Fortin. Congratulations, guys.

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SAGAL: Tenacious D's new album is "Rize of the Fenix." It's out now. Jack and Kyle, thank you so much for joining us on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!.

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SAGAL: You guys are great.

BLACK: Take care.

GASS: Thanks.

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