Sweetness And LightSweetness And Light The Score On Sports With Frank Deford

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STEVE INSKEEP, HOST:

The lockout of NFL officials is dragging into the third week of the season, and complaints about the replacement refs are mounting. We're going to have more on that in a moment. But first, we go to commentator Frank Deford, who says that at least pro football conferences are not confusing. College athlete conferences are another story.

FRANK DEFORD, BYLINE: All you have to know about the nonsense of college athletic conferences in America today, is that the Big Ten has 12 members and the Big Twelve has 10. Honestly.

But as bad as athletic conferences flunk arithmetic, they do no better with geography. Next year, for example, San Diego State will be in the Big East. This is like you never could believe that Vladivostok, way out there, was really in Russia, could you?

Generally, if you know what colleges are in what conferences, or what colleges will be in different conferences next year, you have too much time on your hands. Sometimes, don't you get the impression that most college presidents have nothing to do but spend time looking for better conferences for their schools? Some schools now even play halfsies. They belong to one conference for football, and another conference for the cheap stuff.

Take Notre Dame. The Fighting Irish are going into the Atlantic Coast Conference and playing five ACC football games; but they won't be in the Atlantic Coast football conference. Notre Dame will remain an independent. Ah, the rat takes the cheese, but the cheese stands alone.

What Notre Dame is abandoning is the Big East - the poor Big East. The original members are all looking for the door - except for the noble, old, Roman Catholic basketball schools that don't field quasi-professional football teams. So nobody wants them; so their presidents still have to spend their time working on boring academics.

Basketball used to matter most in the Big East. It boasted storied coaches: John Thompson, Jim Boeheim, Jim Calhoun, Louie Carnesecca, Rollie Massimino. Soon now, the only big name left will be Geno Auriemma - and he coaches women's basketball. So now the Big East, seeking football strength, takes any lonely football team looking for a conference. Besides California, the Big East is also welcoming teams from Tennessee, Texas and Idaho. The Big East motto is, "we'll leave a light on."

For awhile, the conference was also thinking of changing its name to reflect - um - true geography. I was thinking, for example, that instead of the Big East, it might call itself the Little All-Over. But like the Big Ten and the Big Twelve, the Big East decided to keep living a lie.

All of this is being done for the big networks, who will pay big for the rights to air football games. This, at a time when studies continue to show that head ball - (clears throat) football is dangerous to your mind, and that boys are falling behind girls in almost every academic measure, and that the United States is plummeting in college rankings around the world.

Maybe what we should try to do do is not to export democracy but instead, export college football conferences; thereby diverting other nations' interest in higher education to higher football, like here in the United States - or, as I call it in football season, the Big United States.

INSKEEP: The big commentator Frank Deford joins us each Wednesday from member station WSHU in Fairfield, Connecticut.

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