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Winging It: Biking Around Again In Margaritaville

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OK. Well, NPR's Petra Mayer is no Lance Armstrong. As a matter of fact, she never learned how to ride a bike - and that's a problem when she visits Key West, where biking is the best way to get around the island.


LUDDEN: So, for Winging It, our regular travel segment, Petra attempted to acquire this new skill.

PETRA MAYER, BYLINE: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah - I can't ride a bike. I can't whistle either. It's practically un-American. So, how come I never learned?

UNIDENTIFIED WOMAN #1: I don't really know.

MAYER: That's my mom, and I should say, my parents did try to teach me when I was around 9 or so.

UNIDENTIFIED WOMAN #1: You got on a big bicycle that was so big that you couldn't really turn the wheels and got discouraged.

MAYER: And I've tried to learn a few times since then, particularly after I discovered Key West. It's never really worked, though, so this summer I decided to get serious.

DAN HOAGLAND: My name is Dan Hoaglund, I work for the Washington Area Bicyclist Association, and I'm here today to teach you how to learn to ride.

MAYER: There are at least 20 people here today, in this suburban parking lot - and dozens more on the waiting list. I am not alone.

HOAGLAND: There are three steps to learning to ride a bicycle. The first and most important is to find your balance.

MAYER: Find your balance, he says. Sounds easy. Like, oh, there's my balance. I left it on the hall table. No. What that actually means is, they give me a bike with no pedals on it, and I have to coast up and down the parking lot until I can do it without falling over. Brakes - I have them. It's probably good to remember that. I'm going to kick across the parking lot one more time and attempt to glide. And if I do this well, then I get a pedal, which is very exciting. Spoiler alert: I did earn my pedals. OK. Here we go.

HOAGLAND: Good. Now, move your feet.

MAYER: I am so pedaling. Holy crud.


MAYER: Whoa. Look at me. OK. So, about five minutes after that I got cocky and fell on my face. But still, for that brief moment, I was riding a bike. I was ready for Key West.


MAYER: You think Jimmy Buffett's just exaggerating, but really, he's not. It actually is that laid back. And everyone rides bikes here. All the guesthouses have ranks of brightly painted beaters out front that you can rent. Last year, I couldn't do it. I was forced to tool around in a little electric golf cart. This year is going to be different. So, here we are in front of the Eden House in Key West. I have a very adorable bike. It's blue and painted with tentacly(ph) sea creatures. All these lovely, laid-back people aren't going to mind that, A, I'm talking to myself, and, B, I'm going to look like a total dweeb in about five minutes when I get on this bike. Not that looking like a dweeb has ever really stopped me. OK. I'm doing this. I am pedaling down Fleming Street in the middle of traffic, but here I go. The wind is in my hair.


MAYER: Got a little bell to ring. It's all good.


MAYER: Petra Mayer, NPR News.


LUDDEN: You can see proof of Petra's pedaling at our website,

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