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SAGAL: Our senior producer is Ian Chillag. The executive producer of WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME is Mr. Michael Danforth. Now, panel, what will we find out the Donald got for his birthday? Roy Blount Jr.
ROY BLOUNT JR: Putin in a very slicky...
BLOUNT JR: ...Slicky, low-cut babushka...
BLOUNT JR: Singing - I can't do a Russian accent. You don't want me to sing. You don't want me to sing.
SAGAL: I know. Amy Dickinson.
AMY DICKINSON: The right to remain silent.
SAGAL: And Alonzo Bodden.
ALONZO BODDEN: In an odd peace offering, James Comey gave him a copy of the book "Russian For Dummies."
BILL KURTIS: And if any of that happened, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.
SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Roy Blount Jr., Amy Dickinson and Alonzo Bodden. Thanks to everybody at WDET in Detroit and everybody in Michigan radio. Thanks to our fabulous audience here at the beautiful Fox - the pride of Detroit.
SAGAL: I am Peter Sagal. And we'll see you next week.
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