Striking Writers Need Way Better Chants The Writers Guild of America strike is heading into day four, with chants and signs that leave a little something to be desired. These are the folks who right sitcoms and movies, and the best they've got is "No Money, No Funny." Dimassimo Goldstein copywriter Annie O'Rourke debuts some new possibilities.

Striking Writers Need Way Better Chants

Striking Writers Need Way Better Chants

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The Writers Guild of America strike is heading into day four, with chants and signs that leave a little something to be desired. These are the folks who right sitcoms and movies, and the best they've got is "No Money, No Funny." Dimassimo Goldstein copywriter Annie O'Rourke debuts some new possibilities.

ALISON STEWART, host:

Strike. Are you on strike, Mike?

(Soundbite of laughter)

STEWART: Writers Guild of America, heading into fourth day of their strike.

MIKE PESCA, host:

You know, when I was - this is what I - no one likes to strike, obviously. The labor doesn't. The bosses don't. But I was at least hoping for some good signs.

STEWART: They're writers, right?

(Soundbite of laughter)

PESCA: They're writers. You'd think they could come up with some good stuff on their signs. I saw one that said, No Money, No Funny. I give it an, eh.

STEWART: Yeah, even the soap opera writer Peter Brash told us on the show yesterday, he expected more on the picket line.

Mr. PETER BRASH (Soap Opera Writer): You know, I was very disappointed on Monday.

(Soundbite of laughter)

Mr. BRASH: Every sign said, On Strike. And I thought, you know, really? Can -call rewrite.

PESCA: We asked a New York advertising firm to come up with a few inspired chants or signs for the Hollywood writers. Chants, let's go with chants.

Annie O'Rourke is a copywriter in the New York advertising firm, DiMassimo Goldstein.

Hi, Annie.

Ms. ANNIE O'ROURKE (Copywriter, Dimassimo Goldstein): Hi, good morning.

PESCA: So all right, so it was a quick crash assignment. What did you folks come up with?

Ms. O'ROURKE: It was. Well, let's go for it: The Office is Closed.

PESCA: Okay.

STEWART: Nice.

Ms. O'ROURKE: It's a bit forward. Okay: We'll Write When You Aren't Wrong.

PESCA: Oh.

STEWART: Ah.

Ms. O'ROURKE: Better?

PESCA: Sweet. You went there. How would you spell write?

Ms. O'ROURKE: Of course.

PESCA: The regular one, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ms. O'ROURKE: Oh, of course. We will write, W-R-I-T-E.

No Top 10 When We Put Down the Pen. I want to have any of those.

Live from New York, It's Time to Fight.

PESCA: Oh.

Ms. O'ROURKE: That one…

STEWART: That's a good chant. I like that one.

Ms. O'ROURKE: Yeah. That's a good one. How's This for Your Moment of Zen?

(Soundbite of laughter)

Ms. O'ROURKE: How's This for Your Moment of Zen? I like that one.

Like Hands Picking Our Pockets, so are the Networks of our Lives.

PESCA: That's a big one. It's long.

STEWART: You know, I like about this. You've got the soap operas covered with that one. You've got the…

Ms. O'ROURKE: Yeah.

STEWART: …late-night shows covered.

Ms. O'ROURKE: We got everyone because we've got writers across the board, but I have to say that our favorite sign would have to be blank signs and silence.

PESCA: Meta.

Ms. O'ROURKE: I think that's what a true writer's strike would have to be.

PESCA: Very meta.

Ms. O'ROURKE: Very meta.

STEWART: Annie O'Rourke, copywriter with New York advertising firm, DiMassimo Goldstein.

Thanks for helping us out.

Ms. O'ROURKE: Thanks, guys.

(Soundbite of laughter)

Ms. O'ROURKE: Have a good day.

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