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Dick Van Dyke Plays Not My Job

Dick Van Dyke Plays Not My Job

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One of your favorite — and our favorite — recent Not My Job games.

CARL KASELL, Host:

We asked you to tell us your favorite moments, and one of the most requested was our interview with Dick Van Dyke.

SAGAL: He joined us in October of 2010, along with Peter Grosz, Kyrie O'Connor and Mo Rocca.

(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: All right, I just got to be personal. I have watched you for so long. "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" was my favorite movie when I was a kid and I've watched "Mary Poppins" so many times and "The Dick Van Dyke Show." So my first question to you is will you be my dad?

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

DICK VAN DYKE: I'm a little busy right now, Peter.

SAGAL: I understand.

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

VAN DYKE: I can be your grandpa.

SAGAL: That would be fine. I would take that at this point. Out of all the things you've done, is there one thing you're most proud of?

VAN DYKE: Well, I tell you, I gauge it by the amount of fun I had. All of us involved say "The Dick Van Dyke Show" was the best five years of our lives. We were like otters at play.

SAGAL: Right.

VAN DYKE: It never was work.

SAGAL: Really? That's great.

(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: One of the odd things about that show, I mean in a weird way it was "30 Rock" I guess 40 years before "30 Rock" in the sense that it was a comedy TV show about a comedy TV show.

VAN DYKE: That's exactly right.

SAGAL: Yeah, I thought that up myself.

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: So, I guess my question is you made working in TV comedy look like an absolute joy. You and Morey Amsterdam and Rosemarie having a great time, going home to your great house in New Rochelle. Was it really like that working on the show?

VAN DYKE: It was. Everybody looked forward to coming to work every day. Carl, of course, is a brilliant, brilliant writer.

SAGAL: Carl Reiner.

VAN DYKE: And we just couldn't wait to get in front of the audience and show them what we had. I never wanted to quit. Carl wanted to quit after five years. He thought, perhaps, it got repetitive or something. I'd still be doing it yet, if he'd let me.

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: How did you get started? You grew up in Danville, Illinois.

VAN DYKE: Right.

(SOUNDBITE OF CHEERING)

SAGAL: We're here in Illinois. People are excited about that. You started at a young age, right? You were singing, you were doing comedy, what were you doing?

VAN DYKE: Well, at the time, believe it or not, I started out as a teenager in radio.

SAGAL: Really?

VAN DYKE: I was an announcer at 16. During the war, everybody got drafted, so they had to hire me. That got me started.

SAGAL: Doing radio?

VAN DYKE: Yeah.

SAGAL: So there's a future in this?

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

VAN DYKE: Yes, there is.

SAGAL: I had no idea. You went out to the coast, as they say, you went out to LA.

VAN DYKE: Yeah, went out here with a buddy of mine. We did a nightclub act. Oh, I did local television in Atlanta and New Orleans, little shows, and finally ended up under contract with CBS. And I did game shows, children's shows. Do you know that I was the anchor on the "CBS Morning Show"?

MO ROCCA: Wow.

SAGAL: No.

VAN DYKE: And my newsman was Walter Cronkite.

SAGAL: Really?

ROCCA: Oh my gosh. Could you please come back?

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: You had this gift that we saw, particularly, you know, in the famous tripping over the ottoman and your great dance numbers in "Mary Poppins" for physical comedy. Is that something you figured out you had at young age?

VAN DYKE: Yes, I used to copy Laurel and Hardy and Buster Keaton.

SAGAL: Right.

VAN DYKE: So I mastered all those falls when I was a kid.

SAGAL: Oh really?

VAN DYKE: Yeah.

SAGAL: I mean this is what you did? I mean, other kids were outside playing baseball and you were tripping over ottomans?

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Is there any chance that you're going to start singing again.

VAN DYKE: I have a little quartet, three guys and me. We started out just singing at my house. Having a pizza and singing every Tuesday night.

SAGAL: Yeah.

VAN DYKE: Somebody asked us to do a benefit, and then we did another one and another one. And all of the sudden, in August, we ended up at the Ford Theater in Washington, singing for the president.

SAGAL: So you met the president?

VAN DYKE: Yeah.

SAGAL: When the president said, you know I loved you in - what did he say? What was his thing?

VAN DYKE: Well, his wife, Michelle said you're my favorite show and he said, she's not kidding.

SAGAL: There you are.

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: You did "Mary Poppins" and despite your amazing charm and the incredible success of the movie, you did get a little guff for your accent.

VAN DYKE: Oh I'll never hear the end of that. But I have a defense.

SAGAL: What is your defense, sir?

VAN DYKE: They got me a coach who was Irish.

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

VAN DYKE: His name was Pat O'Malley and he didn't do an accent any better than I did.

SAGAL: Really? I heard once - is this true - that the author of the "Mary Poppins" book, Ms. Travers, showed up on the set?

VAN DYKE: I didn't see her on the set, but she show up at the premier.

SAGAL: Yes, and what did she think?

VAN DYKE: She went out in the lobby afterwards and said, "Walt, all the animation has to go."

SAGAL: Oh.

VAN DYKE: Yes. And Walt said, "Mary, the boat has sailed."

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: It's in the movie.

VAN DYKE: Yeah. She didn't care for either Julie or me.

SAGAL: Really?

VAN DYKE: Yeah, she wanted a kind of, you know, a plump little nanny and a older kind of a Cockney guy. But I think Walt was wise enough to go his own way.

SAGAL: I think he was.

(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: Dick Van Dyke, what a pleasure to have you on our show. We have asked you here this week to play a game we're calling?

KASELL: Dick Van Dyke, meet Dick, van, and Dyke.

VAN DYKE: Oh.

SAGAL: Dick Van Dyke, together an iconic name in entertainment. But separated into its component words, it's three different things we can ask you about. Get two questions about the parts of your own name right, you'll win our prize for one of our listeners, Carl's voice on their home answering machine. Carl, who is Dick Van Dyke playing for?

KASELL: Dick is playing for Jeff Weinkauf of Eugene, Oregon.

SAGAL: Your first question, of course, is about a Dick, in this case Dick...

VAN DYKE: About a what?

SAGAL: About a dick.

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: A dick, Dick.

VAN DYKE: Okay.

SAGAL: It's about Dick Nixon, specifically.

VAN DYKE: Yeah.

SAGAL: When a young man, Dick Nixon fell in love with one Pat Ryan, he was acting in a play with her. He courted her fiercely, including doing what? A, composing a song in her honor, titled "Pat, Pat, You Make my Heart go Pitter Pat." B: driving her to and from dates with other men. Or C: making what some say might be history's first-ever mix tape.

VAN DYKE: I think he wrote a song.

SAGAL: You're going to go with that?

VAN DYKE: Yeah.

SAGAL: Sadly, no, he did not write a song. He drove her to and from dates with other men.

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: And would wait around, like in a bookstore or a movie theater, until she was done and drive her home.

VAN DYKE: Are you trying to say he was a pimp?

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: I'm sorry, but in the universe in which I live, you Dick Van Dyke, do not know that word.

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: I'm having some trouble.

(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: All right, we've done Dick.

VAN DYKE: What?

SAGAL: We've done dick, now it's time for van.

VAN DYKE: Okay.

SAGAL: Chrysler, they invented the minivan back in the 80s, has a brand new, revolutionary van on the production line. What is it? A: The Man Van, the masculine minivan for men? B: The Speed Van, a 12 cylinder 300 horsepower van that can do 180 miles-per-hour? Or C: The Nano-Van, half the size of a standard minivan, but with still seven seats?

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

VAN DYKE: Oh my word. I think it was called the Man Van.

SAGAL: The Man Van, you're right.

VAN DYKE: Yeah.

SAGAL: It is the Man Van.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

VAN DYKE: Oh great.

(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: Men are notoriously resistant to minivans, so this one is designed to appeal to them. More masculine, it'll have a "sportier" look, more chrome on the interior, that sort of thing. All right, we've done Dick, we've done van, now it's time for your third question on the subject of dikes.

VAN DYKE: I was afraid of that.

SAGAL: Yes.

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: So we Googled, just because we were curious, "World's Biggest Dike." What did we find? Was it A, the Saemangeum Dike in the Yellow Sea, the Zuiderzee Dike in the Netherlands, or the Weir Dike near Lincolnshire in England.

VAN DYKE: I think it's the Zuiderzee.

SAGAL: You think it's the Zuiderzee?

VAN DYKE: Yeah.

SAGAL: That's an old dike.

VAN DYKE: Well I'm Dutch; it's got to be Zuiderzee.

SAGAL: You think that...

ROCCA: Is that the first one or the third one, the Zuiderzee?

SAGAL: The Zuiderzee is the second one I mentioned.

PETER GROSZ: What country was the first one in?

SAGAL: It's in the Yellow Sea.

VAN DYKE: The Yellow - oh that one in China?

SAGAL: Yes.

VAN DYKE: Oh that is the biggest one.

SAGAL: You're right.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

VAN DYKE: I had to think about that.

KYRIE O: Wow.

(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: Twenty-one miles long. Wait a minute.

VAN DYKE: I forgot about that one.

SAGAL: You actually knew that?

VAN DYKE: Yes. It's fairly new, isn't it?

SAGAL: It is.

VAN DYKE: Yeah, I knew all about that.

GROSZ: He's got to know all about all the dikes in the world. If your last name was Dyke, you'd keep up on all of them too.

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Well that's remarkable. Carl, how did Dick Van Dyke do on our quiz?

KASELL: Dick Van Dyke had two correct answers, Peter. So Dick, you win for Jeff Weinkauf.

SAGAL: Well done.

(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAUSE)

ROCCA: (Humming theme song).

VAN DYKE: Do you know there are words to that?

CONNOR: Really?

ROCCA: Oh do them.

SAGAL: What are the words to the Dick Van Dyke theme song?

VAN DYKE: You want me to sing it for you?

SAGAL: Yes.

ROCCA: Yes.

CONNOR: Yes.

(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAUSE)

VAN DYKE: (Singing) So you think that you've got trouble, well trouble's a bubble, so tell old Mr. Trouble to get lost. Why not hold your head up high and stop crying, start trying, and don't forget to keep your fingers crossed. When you find the joy of living is loving and giving, you'll be there when the winning dice are tossed. A smile is just a frown that's turned upside down, so smile and that frown will defrost. And don't forget to keep your fingers crossed.

SAGAL: Bravo.

ROCCA: Wow.

(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAUSE)

ROCCA: No, that was the greatest thing. It's fantastic. I love that.

VAN DYKE: Morey Amsterdam wrote that.

SAGAL: Did he really?

VAN DYKE: Yeah.

GROSZ: That is fantastic.

CONNOR: Wow.

SAGAL: I may never be happier than I am right now.

ROCCA: This is NPR's first iTunes hit.

SAGAL: This is amazing. Dick Van Dyke made some of the best movies and TV shows I have ever seen, and I keep watching them. What a joy to finally talk to you and have you on our show. Thank you so much for joining us.

VAN DYKE: Thank you. I wish I'd been there in person.

(SOUNDBITE OF APPLAUSE)

VAN DYKE: Thank you, Peter.

SAGAL: Thank you, sir.

VAN DYKE: Bye.

SAGAL: Bye-bye.

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