PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now, panel, what will America look like once we've gone off that looming fiscal cliff? Roxanne Roberts?
ROXANNE ROBERTS: Cheating husbands will only be able to afford to one-time their wives.
SAGAL: Hard. Brian Babylon?
BRIAN BABYLON: They'll make a move about it. It'll be called "Grapes of Wrath: Reloaded."
SAGAL: And Bobcat Goldthwait?
BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT: Mostly naked mole people.
CARL KASELL: Well, if any of those things happen, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!
SAGAL: Thank you, Carl Kasell.
SAGAL: Thanks also to Brian Babylon, Roxanne Roberts and Bobcat Goldthwait. Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal. Have a wonderful Christmas. We'll see you next week.
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