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AMY DICKINSON: Oh.
SAGAL: Hi, you're on WAIT WAIT ...DON'T TELL ME.
SHELLY BHARGAV: Hi.
SAGAL: Hi, who's this?
BHARGAV: I'm Shelly Bhargav.
SAGAL: Hi, Shelly. Where are you calling from?
BHARGAV: Mountain View, California.
SAGAL: Mountain View, California?
SAGAL: Down on the peninsula.
SAGAL: Not far from here.
BHARGAV: Not very far at all.
SAGAL: No. What do you do there?
BHARGAV: I'll actually be moving down to LA.
SAGAL: Oh, no.
BHARGAV: I know.
SAGAL: For many people here, a fate worse than death.
LUKE BURBANK: This call is over, Shelly.
SAGAL: Well, welcome to our show, Shelly. Bill Kurtis is going to perform for you three news-related limericks with a last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly in two of the limericks, you'll be a big winner. Ready to go?
SAGAL: Here is your first limerick.
BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: We startups have one renowned passion. We code stuff, get big and then cash-in. The code of our dress is more of a mess. And yet, it's the acme of...
SAGAL: Yes, fashion.
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SAGAL: Very good.
SAGAL: Banana Republic has a new line of entrepreneurial fashion, and they're calling the look Startup Guy.
SAGAL: It's all untucked shirts, rolled up pants - for the young, .com go-getter who wants to say to the world, I'm rich enough that it doesn't matter that I look like I'm a little boy who raided his big brother's closet in the dark.
BRIAN BABYLON: What kind of outfits are they - I mean, are these...
SAGAL: Well, they're sort of khaki pants and, you know, untucked, stripey shirts...
DICKINSON: Aren't they clothes that are really too small for people?
SAGAL: Yeah, they look a little too small.
DICKINSON: That's the look, OK.
BURBANK: That's the Wes Anderson collection...
DICKINSON: (Laughing) Yeah, right.
BURBANK: Which is a different part of the store.
SAGAL: Here is your next limerick.
KURTIS: This recipe is made for a man. Get eight-inch round or a Bundt pan. Take product and shake, quick spray and short bake. Voila, you've got cake from a...
SAGAL: Pam is close. Pam comes in a?
BHARGAV: Spray can.
SAGAL: Yes. Can is the answer.
(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)
SAGAL: Very good. A couple of Harvard engineering students have created aerosol spray cake batter.
DICKINSON: Oh, my God.
SAGAL: It's like a can of Easy Cheese, but it's cake batter. And in theory, you spray it into a pan, microwave it, you have cake. No way, though, one drop of this stuff is ever going anywhere but directly into some poor slob's mouth.
SAGAL: Regular cake is how you say happy birthday. Aerosol cake sprayed directly into your throat is how you say sad birthday.
SAGAL: (Singing) Happy birthday to me - (imitating aerosol spraying sound).
SAGAL: Here is your last limerick.
KURTIS: On an airplane, my kind is this reviled. They think I'm whiny and wild. So they made a back section with nanny protection. I sit here 'cause I am a...
SAGAL: Yes. A child.
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SAGAL: Very good. This week, Richard Branson of Virgin Airlines - remember him? - announced his intention to one day create a kids' section on his planes. The idea is to have all the babies and children sit together. They're in a closed off section, attended to by a team of specially trained nannies, who we assume would be regular flight attendants who had really, really screwed up in their prior assignment.
SAGAL: Why stop there? There should also be a section for people who want to talk to their seatmates - or a B.O. section.
SAGAL: Oh wait...that's called coach.
BABYLON: Can we just be, like, on the same page that that sounds like a pretty good idea, kind of? I mean, I don't have kids. Once again, maybe I'm the single guy.
KURTIS: Well, he was going to make it a ball pit.
SAGAL: Yeah. That would be awesome.
BURBANK: Seems dangerous on impact.
BABYLON: Yeah, the kid is in there, like, you know, bicycle-seat bike, jumping in the ball pit.
BURBANK: Or maybe super-safe on impact. What if it was like packing peanuts?
SAGAL: Yeah, there you go.
BURBANK: They'd probably be fine.
SAGAL: I think they should send - crate them and put them in cargo like large pets.
BURBANK: Give them a little Benadryl and a hot dog...
SAGAL: They're good to go.
BURBANK: We'll see you in Dallas.
SAGAL: Bill, how did Shelly do?
KURTIS: Shelly did perfect. Great job, Shelly.
BABYLON: Good job, Shelly.
SAGAL: Thanks so much for playing.
BHARGAV: Thank you.
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