Prediction Our panelists predict now that measles are back, what will be the next old timey thing to hit it big.
NPR logo

Prediction

  • Download
  • <iframe src="https://www.npr.org/player/embed/384524147/384524464" width="100%" height="290" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" title="NPR embedded audio player">
  • Transcript
Prediction

Prediction

Prediction

  • Download
  • <iframe src="https://www.npr.org/player/embed/384524147/384524464" width="100%" height="290" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" title="NPR embedded audio player">
  • Transcript

Our panelists predict now that measles are back, what will be the next old timey thing to hit it big.

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now panel, what will be the next old-timey antique to come roaring back? Maz Jobrani.

MAZ JOBRANI: Another old-timey disease-infested thing making a comeback will be Paris Hilton.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Reza Aslan.

REZA ASLAN: Leeches. Are your humors out of balance? Get your black and yellow bile back to their proper proportion with leeches.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: And Paula Poundstone.

PAULA POUNDSTONE: House calls. Doctors are going to make house calls because they don't want to be in their offices or in hospitals because there are too many sick people.

(LAUGHTER)

BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: Well, listen, if that happens, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT ...DON'T TELL ME.

SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Paula Poundstone, Maz Jobrani and Reza Aslan. Thanks to all of you for listening. I am Peter Sahgal. We will see you next week.

(APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: This is NPR.

Copyright © 2015 NPR. All rights reserved. Visit our website terms of use and permissions pages at www.npr.org for further information.

NPR transcripts are created on a rush deadline by Verb8tm, Inc., an NPR contractor, and produced using a proprietary transcription process developed with NPR. This text may not be in its final form and may be updated or revised in the future. Accuracy and availability may vary. The authoritative record of NPR’s programming is the audio record.