PETER SAGAL, HOST:
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Now panel, what will be the surprise out of the big fight this weekend? P.J. O'Rourke.
O'ROURKE: They both get expelled for fighting.
SAGAL: That would be a surprise. Roxanne Roberts.
ROXANNE ROBERTS: Instead of punching each other, the fight will consist of the two men throwing bags of money at each other until one of them is buried in cash.
SAGAL: And Brian Babylon.
BRIAN BABYLON: Turns out they were holograms the whole time.
BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: Well, if any of those things happen, we will ask you about it on WAIT WAIT DON'T TELL ME.
SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Brian Babylon, Roxanne Roberts and Mr. P.J. O'Rourke. Thanks to all of you for listening. I am Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week. This is NPR.
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