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MAZ JOBRANI: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez made Bennifer. Brad and Angelina make Brangelina. And if Lindsey Graham wins the presidency, he and his first lady Viola Davis will form Violin.
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PESCA: Amy Dickinson.
AMY DICKINSON: I'd like to nominate Marge Simpson for the job because I hear she and Homer are having problems.
PESCA: And Peter Grosz.
PETER GROSZ: Daenerys Targaryen from "Game Of Thrones" because only in a fictional world where someone is the mother of three dragons could Lindsey Graham become president.
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BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: And if any of those ladies are chosen, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT ...DON'T TELL ME.
PESCA: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Maz Jobrani, Amy Dickinson and Peter Grosz. And thanks to all of you for listening. I am Mike Pesca, host of the Slate podcast "The Gist," and we'll see you next week.
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