Panel Round One
PETER SAGAL, HOST:
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SAGAL: And the people chose - in their wisdom - in our wisdom - chose what name?
LUKE BURBANK: This is why we can't have nice things, you people.
BURBANK: This is why 'cause people will name things Boaty McBoatface.
SAGAL: Boaty McBoatface.
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SAGAL: They were hoping for a great and noble name from British history, like the RMS Shackleton or the RMS Benny Hill. But no, the Internet has spoken. The vessel shall henceforth be Boaty McBoatface.
SAGAL: You may laugh - and you will - but think of the crew who has to serve.
SAGAL: Aye, she's a good ship.
SAGAL: There she sits, Boaty McBoatface.
SAGAL: Aye, she is yar.
ROXANNE ROBERTS: I want the stories when there's a boating tragedy.
SAGAL: Oh, yes, the tragic sinking of the Boaty McBoatface.
BURBANK: Everyone saw it coming.
BURBANK: It was known as the sinkable ship, Boaty McBoatface,
SAGAL: And there is nobody more stern and commanding, right, than a British naval captain.
SAGAL: And can you imagine that poor guy - hail to the ship. This is Cptn. Allen of Her Majesty's vessel Boaty McBoatface.
BURBANK: I like that...
SAGAL: Wipe that smile off your face and prepare to be boarded.
ROY BLOUNT JR.: How did that work? Did lots of people come up with that name independently?
SAGAL: No, one guy - who has apologized - came up with it. And everybody said that's the name.
BURBANK: You know that when it's time to christen the ship, they're going to have to do it with, like, a Capri Sun...
BURBANK: Bounce it off (unintelligible)...
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STYX: (Singing) Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me, baby. Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me.
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