Not My Job: The Property Brothers Get Quizzed On Matchmaking Jonathan and Drew Scott have an HGTV show in which they help people renovate their dream homes. (They're joining us by phone because if they saw the way we decorate it would actually kill them.)

Not My Job: The Property Brothers Get Quizzed On Matchmaking

Not My Job: The Property Brothers Get Quizzed On Matchmaking

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Drew Scott (left) and Jonathan Silver Scott are identical twins who grew up on a ranch outside Calgary. They host hit TV shows in Canada and on the HGTV network. Neilson Barnard/Getty Images for DirecTV hide caption

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Drew Scott (left) and Jonathan Silver Scott are identical twins who grew up on a ranch outside Calgary. They host hit TV shows in Canada and on the HGTV network.

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Our guests this week, Jonathan and Drew Scott, aka The Property Brothers, have an HGTV show in which they help people renovate and style their dream homes. (They're joining us by phone because if they saw the way we decorate it would actually kill them.)

Since the Scotts fix up homes for a living, we've invited them to play a game called "Have I got a match for you!" Three questions about matchmakers — people who fix up people.


And now the game where we ask interesting people about things that do not interest them. It's called Not My Job. So Jonathan and Drew Scott, to be fair, are just like anybody else, if anybody else were model-handsome identical twins who grew up on a ranch outside Calgary and then started a real estate company in which one of them sells houses and the other renovates them when not doing professional magic, all the while hosting hit TV shows in Canada and now on the HGTV network. They're known as the Property Brothers. We are happy to have them here. Jonathan and Drew Scott, welcome to WAIT WAIT... DON’T TELL ME.

J. AND D. SCOTT: Thank you for having us.


SAGAL: All right, now on TV, of course, you look alike. You're identical twins, at least you dress differently. But here on the radio, we're just listening to you now. So can you give us a good way of telling you apart as you speak?

J. SCOTT: It's hard on the radio to hear what we are, who we - look different. So Drew, if you could just use an elderly British lady voice, that would be great.


D. SCOTT: (Imitating British accent) No problem.


SAGAL: That's very accommodating. Thank you, guys. So what is - you have a number of TV shows here and in Canada. But your big one here on HGTV is the "Property Brothers." Could you basically explain the premise of that show to those who are unfortunate enough to know...

SCOTT: Yeah, Jonathan and I work - on "Property Brothers," we work with people getting into their dream home. Basically, the premise is most people can't afford their dream home move-in ready or brand-new. So we're helping them still get that through a fixer-upper.

SAGAL: Now, which of you is the guy who starts that process by knocking down a wall with a hammer of some kind?

SCOTT: That would be me. That would be Drew. Oh, and I start the process, and then I hand it over to Jonathan. And then he picks up the hammer.

SCOTT: Drew fears doing anything that may result in a broken nail, so that's why he passes that along to me. I am not afraid of the rodents, you know, cockroaches, monkeys, whatever might be in there. And believe me, we have opened walls up to find the craziest, most disgusting things you could possibly imagine.

SAGAL: Like, oh, what?

SCOTT: Oh, my God. Actually, on the more pleasant side, I - which was kind of hilarious - I found an entire hidden antique "Playboy" collection.


SCOTT: And on the less-attractive side, I have found petrified rats who had chewed through electrical and met their demise. We also had a homeowner who - he had a rodent problem. It was actually a raccoon in his wall. To solve the problem - this is down in Texas - he ripped the wall - the panel back. He just shoved his handgun in there and shot a few rounds. And he got the raccoon. It was fine. But then after a couple of days, the smell started to get to him, and plus his plumbing and electrical stopped working 'cause he shot through it.


SCOTT: So we...

SCOTT: (Unintelligible)...

SCOTT: So do not solve a pest problem by firing rounds into your cavity.


SAGAL: So it's almost necessary that you have to dash somebody's hopes to get a good episode out of it?

SCOTT: Yeah, Jonathan doesn't like the part when I show them the house that's their dream home and then they can't afford it. He doesn't like that part. He thinks it's the Drew jerk part. But, you know, I'm trying to just bring people out of the clouds, show them you've got to be realistic if you want to have your dream home and you can afford it month to month.

SCOTT: Drew is playing it cool here. If Drew had a hairless cat that he could pet while doing that...


SCOTT: ...He would.

SCOTT: I have a very evil laugh.

SAGAL: So you want to have this house, do you? You'll never afford it, you peons.

PETER GROSZ: They do - I mean, they do, like, such a service to the couple that wants this house. But that is the one part of the show - even when my wife and I watch it, we're always like don't they - they know that they're walking into a house that they can't afford, right? They're just waiting for you to say how high the price is.

UNIDENTIFIED MAN: We only cast for homeowners in areas vivid with really low intellect, so...


TOM BODETT: Boy, America's a goldmine for you guys...

GROSZ: Yeah, exactly.

BODETT: ...Right?

SAGAL: So...

PAULA POUNDSTONE: I'm glad you're not, like, plastic surgeons or something...


POUNDSTONE: ...You know? Imagine having a person and they say I want to look like this, and then you go you can't look like that.


UNIDENTIFIED MAN: You can't afford that. Here's a witches nose.

POUNDSTONE: Yeah, exactly.

GROSZ: We have a couple leftover noses around here.

SAGAL: And then it's like, however, we can fix it for you and Jonathan takes up a hammer and just goes after your nose.

SCOTT: We can save a lot of money by taking your [expletive] fat and sticking it right here.


SAGAL: At the end of the show, of course, you deliver to these people, under budget, a perfect home, decorated with exquisite taste and all the fixtures are perfect. And it's wonderful, but it does make me wonder what do your houses look like?

SCOTT: Well, we actually shot a show about it - Jonathan and I shot last year. It was called "Property Brothers At Home." We sold our individual houses. We live in Vegas, and we got this one - what we call the Scott family compound. We both live there. We built a guest house next-door for our parents when they come down from Canada when there's 2 feet of snow. Jonathan put in a commercial-grade waterslide. That should give you an idea of the size of this renovation that we did for the house.

SAGAL: So wait a minute - you're identical twins, you're in business together, you do 50,000 TV shows together and you live together?

J. AND D. SCOTT: We have bunk beds.

SCOTT: Yeah.


SCOTT: Giant 6-foot-5 bunk beds. Is that weird?



GROSZ: This is just like me and my brother.

SAGAL: Yeah, it's perfectly normal.

SCOTT: My girlfriend loves it.

SAGAL: Yeah, I bet she does.


SAGAL: I have to ask you guys because you're not just successful television people, entrepreneurs, realtors, et cetera - we're told that you both play the bagpipes?

SCOTT: (Laughter) Yeah...

SCOTT: Yeah.

SCOTT: ...We did. We competed for years. Would you like to hear?



SCOTT: Oh, man, I left them at home. I don't have the pipes handy. But I do have a dying cat here if you - I could substitute.


SCOTT: We got these cheap bagpipes. They're actually electric. And so you plug it into an amp, and then you don't actually have to do all the hard - like, the blowing is really hard. Your mouth gets numb. And then you can't keep a seal on it and keep the breath going. So now you just fake it, and then you just wiggle your fingers and it sounds much better.


SCOTT: That's kind of - that's my relationship advice as well. Just wiggle your fingers and it's so much easier.

SAGAL: Well, Jonathan and Drew Scott, it is a pleasure to talk to you both. We've asked you here though to play a game we're calling...

BILL KURTIS: Have I got a match for you.

SAGAL: You two fix up homes. We're going to ask him about people that fix up people, namely matchmakers. Answer two out of these three questions about matchmaking and you'll win our prize for one of our listeners. Bill, who are the Scott brothers playing for?

KURTIS: Grace Lee of Missoula, Mont.

SAGAL: All right, you ready to do this?

UNIDENTIFIED MAN: OK. I got your back, Grace Lee.

SAGAL: Here's your first question. There are some specialized matchmakers in the world, matchmakers who work in very narrow ranges of matchmaking, such as which of these? A, a matchmaker who specializes in tracking down and setting up dates with the attractive people whose faces come with new picture frames, B, Swiss matchmakers who help you find a mate for your single guinea pig, or C, matchmakers who find narcissists people to date who look just like them?

SCOTT: Well, seeing as I've surfed this site and...

SCOTT: Yeah.

SCOTT: ...Still have had no luck, I will go with C, the narcissist relationship hookup?

SCOTT: Yeah.

SAGAL: Really?

SCOTT: You know, Jonathan...

SCOTT: No, but yes...

SCOTT: ...Has looked for the female version of himself.


SAGAL: No, actually we made that up. I'm kind of terrified about how enthusiastic you guys are about it.


SAGAL: It turns out it's actually B, the guinea pig one. In Switzerland, ladies and gentleman, it is illegal to own a single guinea pig because they are social animals and it is seen to be cruel to them to make them live alone. Enter the guinea pig matchmaker who finds you mates for your guinea pig.



SAGAL: All right, you still have two chances. Here is your next question. Matchmakers themselves do not always have the best of luck in love, as in which of these? A, a leading matchmaker in New York quit her $200,000 a year practice and became a nun because, quote, "I have come to loathe love," B, the founder of got dumped when his girlfriend met another man on


SAGAL: ...Or C, the husband of the founder of the famous It's Just Lunch dating company filed for divorce saying sometimes a man has to have dinner?


SCOTT: Drew, I'll let you go first.

SCOTT: I'm hoping it's B.

SCOTT: OK, we'll go with B. We'll go with B.

SAGAL: Your choice is B.


SAGAL: And it was in fact B...


SCOTT: Yes...

SAGAL: ...The founder of

SCOTT: ...All right.


SAGAL: What he said was...


SAGAL: What he said - well, I designed the site to appeal to women, and I guess it worked. All right, so you can get it all right if you get this last one correct. There are a lot of innovative ways online matchmaking sites use to find people a soul mate, including which of these? A, Genepartner, which examines your genome to find your genetically perfect mate, B, which matches people based on what they hate, or C, Commenter Couples, which sorts people by the crazy Internet comments they leave.



SAGAL: Exactly.


BODETT: They deserve each other.


UNIDENTIFIED MAN: Once again B sounds the best to me.

SAGAL: That would be - instead of writing down things you enjoy, you write down things you hate.

UNIDENTIFIED MAN: I like to live in a naive bubble where people aren't negative when they're looking for love. And they're looking for the positive in someone else. But that would make me an idiot. Yes, we'll go with B.

SAGAL: You're both going to choose B?


SAGAL: You agree on this?


SAGAL: It's kind of beautiful that you agreed, but you're wrong together on that.


SAGAL: It was actually A - Genepartner because apparently the theory is that your genomes actually lead to compatibility. So you send in your DNA sample, they find somebody with a matching one. Bill, how did the Scott brothers do on our show?

KURTIS: Well, in this case, two heads are not better than one. You did get one right, Scott brothers, so we're proud of you there.

SAGAL: Yeah, well - well done. You can catch of the "Property Brothers" on HGTV and their new book "Dream Home: The Ultimate Guide To Finding And Fixing Your Perfect House" is out now. Jonathan and Drew Scott, thank you so much for joining us on WAIT WAIT... DON’T TELL ME.

J. AND D. SCOTT: Thank you so much.

SAGAL: Thank you guys.


SAGAL: In just a minute, we nap all the way through our listener Limerick Challenge game. Call 1-888-WAIT-WAIT to join us on the air. We'll be back in a minute with more of WAIT WAIT... DON’T TELL ME from NPR.

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