PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now panel, who will Donald Trump pick as his vice presidential running mate? Tom Bodett.
TOM BODETT: In a last-ditch effort to tank his candidacy do he can go back to his wonderful gilded lifestyle, he'll tap Washington and prison insider Dennis Hastert.
SAGAL: Helen Hong.
HELEN HONG: Trump will pick his hairdresser - you know, someone he trusts to give him good advice and steer him the right way.
SAGAL: And P.J. O'Rourke.
O'ROURKE: Somebody that'll increase his appeal to women and minorities - Bill Cosby.
BILL KURTIS: Well, if any of that happens, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.
SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also P.J. O'Rourke, Mr. Tom Bodett, Ms. Helen Hong. Thanks to all of you for listening. I am Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week.
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