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Now panel, what will cause Donald Trump to turn on the Mooch? Mo Rocca.
MO ROCCA: Nothing. By the time we air, the Mooch will be attorney general.
SAGAL: Roxanne Roberts.
ROXANNE ROBERTS: Trump will fire Scaramucci after watching "All About Eve." And he realizes he's Margo Channing, and Mooch is Eve Harrington.
SAGAL: Adam Felber.
ADAM FELBER: The president is going to catch the Mooch in the Oval Office in front of a mirror trying on Trump's jacket - and his tie and his hair.
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