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DANIELLE: Hi. This is Danielle (ph) from Tallahassee.
SAGAL: Hey. How are things in Tallahassee?
DANIELLE: It's beautiful right now, actually.
SAGAL: I'm glad to hear it. Now, are you part of the the state government, which I understand is in Tallahassee?
DANIELLE: Not exactly. I'm a high school science teacher.
SAGAL: Do you know...
SAGAL: ...That fruit flies sleep the same way people do?
DANIELLE: No, I did not.
BILL KURTIS: Tell her where you learned that, Peter.
SAGAL: I happened to - I learned that recently from talking to a guy who won a Nobel Prize.
DANIELLE: Oh, well, look at that.
SAGAL: I know.
PAULA POUNDSTONE: So do you use fruit flies in your experiments and studies with your students?
DANIELLE: Not quite. I do breed them myself to...
POUNDSTONE: What do you mean you breed them yourself but not...
SAGAL: Well, wait a minute.
POUNDSTONE: So wait. You don't use them for teaching, but you breed them?
DANIELLE: Yes. I keep a lot of insects and spiders. And they're perfect food for the baby insects.
SAGAL: Oh, my God.
SAGAL: You breed them just to feed to other insects?
DANIELLE: Of course.
SAGAL: You monster.
POUNDSTONE: And they sleep just like us.
SAGAL: Danielle, welcome to our show.
SAGAL: Bill Kurtis right now is going to read for you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly on two of the limericks, you'll be a winner. You ready to play?
KURTIS: Here is your first limerick.
KURTIS: Cheap groceries won't make me too yella (ph). For nut spread, I'll fight with you, fella. For chocolatey spreads, I'll bash a few heads. I riot for discount...
(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)
SAGAL: It's like a second French Revolution, except this time it's stupide.
SAGAL: The French supermarket equivalent of Whole Foods over there - it's known there as La Rive Douche - announced a...
TOM BODETT: I wonder why we changed that name.
SAGAL: Yeah. They announced a 70 percent discount on Nutella.
SAGAL: And shoppers went berserk.
BODETT: That sounds yummy.
SAGAL: Store employees were mobbed as they tried to restock shelves. One shopper told the BBC, they are like animals. A woman had her hair pulled. An elderly lady took a box in her head. Another had a bloody hand. Who knew there were so many Philadelphia Eagles fans in France?
HELEN HONG: Nutella is good, but I don't know if I would get into fisticuffs over it.
SAGAL: Well, I mean...
POUNDSTONE: You would at the La Rive Douche.
SAGAL: You know, like, the really big, large jar...
SAGAL: ...Which is, like, seven bucks?
SAGAL: They were selling them for, like, a buck and a half.
HONG: Oh, yeah. I'd punch somebody in the face for that.
SAGAL: Danielle, here is your next limerick.
KURTIS: When movies push speeds past injurious, in our cars we become gassed and curious. With each film's release, traffic tickets increase because we all want to be...
DANIELLE: "Fast And Furious."
(SOUNDBITE OF BELL, APPLAUSE)
SAGAL: A six-year study by the New York Times of speeding tickets given out in a particular Maryland county found that people drive faster every time a new "Fast And Furious" movie comes out...
SAGAL: ...Which is roughly every nine days.
SAGAL: This means either the movies were so exciting people wanted to imitate them - right? - going to and from the movie. Or they're so bad people wanted to get away from them as fast as possible.
All right, Danielle. Here is your last limerick.
KURTIS: Some buy reading things just for their looks. But we writers think those folks are crooks. We think it a crime to be hiding the spine, so we fight over how to shelve...
(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)
SAGAL: The Wall Street Journal...
SAGAL: ...Reports that terrible people are shelving their books with the pages side out and the spines in - you know, like, where it says what the books are - that's in. They say this creates a neutral palette on your bookshelf and an arresting look.
SAGAL: It's true. And it also helps people who are perusing Instagram know who to murder.
SAGAL: Bill, how did Danielle do on our quiz?
KURTIS: Well, Danielle is smart. She got all three right. Tallahassee...
SAGAL: Thank you so much, Danielle. Well done. Congratulations.
(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "READING RAINBOW THEME SONG")
TINA FABRIQUE: (Singing) Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high. Take a look. It's in a book, a reading rainbow.
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