Prediction Our panelists predict now that he's hit number 3000, what will be Trump's 4000th lie.
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Our panelists predict now that he's hit number 3000, what will be Trump's 4000th lie.

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, what will be Donald Trump's 4,000th lie? Luke Burbank.

LUKE BURBANK: Just a thousand lies from now?

SAGAL: Yeah.

BURBANK: So this will be, like, Monday.

(LAUGHTER)

BURBANK: Yes. My new physician, Dr. Kanye West, has prescribed me Propecia. But that is to treat my massive hand syndrome.

(APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: Faith Salie.

FAITH SALIE: Yes, there is a pee tape. But it's perfectly legal because the pee was funneled through my lawyer.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: And Maz Jobrani.

MAZ JOBRANI: He'll try to avoid being thrown in jail by pretending that his whole presidency has been one big practical joke when he jumps out from behind a rosebush with Ashton Kutcher and goes, you've all been punked.

(APPLAUSE)

BILL KURTIS: Well, if any of that happens, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.

SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Luke Burbank, Faith Salie, Maz Jobrani. Thanks to the staff and crew at the Bass Concert Hall. Thanks to everybody at KUT, especially old friend Stewart Vanderwilt. And thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal. We will see you next week.

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