PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now, panel, who will be the next person to take a DNA test, and what will they find? Hari Kondabolu.
HARI KONDABOLU: West Virginia Democratic Senator Joe Manchin will find out he's two-thirds chicken, which explains his vote in the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings.
SAGAL: Amy Dickinson.
AMY DICKINSON: Well, the Kardashian family decided to do it together as a family. And they got their DNA analyzed. And the results came back. And it turns out they really are made of money.
SAGAL: And Mo Rocca.
MO ROCCA: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell will find out that he is half Yertle and half Teenage Mutant Ninja.
BILL KURTIS: Well, if any of that happens, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.
SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Hari Kondabolu, Amy Dickinson and Mo Rocca. Thanks to all of you for listening.
SAGAL: I'm Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week from the Chicago Theatre.
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