PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Right now, it's time for some questions about the week's news. And the panel we're playing with now is Maz Jobrani, Roxanne Roberts and Tom Bodett.
SAGAL: Tom, a question for you. Tom, If everything goes according to plan, in 2022, you'll be able to book a luxury cruise on what new ship?
TOM BODETT: God, I was going to say, like, the Disneyland, but I think they - that's already at sea, right?
BODETT: That ship has sailed, as they say.
BODETT: I just thought of that.
BODETT: It took 20 years of practice, 13 in my...
SAGAL: Bring me out a new panelist, please.
BODETT: Yeah, - right. No - wait, wait wait...
BODETT: It's got to be something special.
ROXANNE ROBERTS: It's so special.
BODETT: It's very special.
ROBERTS: It's one of a kind.
BODETT: I need a hint.
SAGAL: It's - well, this ship will take you near, far, wherever you are.
BODETT: Oh, my God. They're going to launch the Titanic?
SAGAL: Yes, they are.
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SAGAL: Although, technically, it's the Titanic II.
SAGAL: If you've always wanted to prove there really was enough room for Jack on that door...
SAGAL: ...This is the cruise for you. Shipping company Blue Star Line is planning to take passengers on the newly-built Titanic II, and it will recreate the original journey from Southampton to the bottom of the ocean.
SAGAL: I mean New York City. It will go to New York City.
BODETT: And then what's next - the Hindenburg Zwei?
ROBERTS: No, no, no, no, no.
SAGAL: The entrepreneur who wants to do this got off to a really good start when he hired a project manager for the ship's building - a person named - and I swear this is true - Clive Mensink.
BODETT: Oh, no.
SAGAL: And what's amazing - because this guy's planning it - so you what Clive Mensink is doing right now as we speak? He is arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
MAZ JOBRANI: Would you take - would you get on that? Or would you think, God, the odds are..
SAGAL: What are the odds? What are the odds?
JOBRANI: Wouldn't that suck, though? If you're on that, and then it starts sinking, you're, like, ah, come on.
SAGAL: And then, of course, there's inadequate lifeboats, and they go, we're sorry - totally accurate recreation.
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CELINE DION: (Singing) You're here.
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