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Our panelists predict what will be the next big scientific discovery.

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, after the alien visit, what'll be the next big scientific discovery? Paula Poundstone.

PAULA POUNDSTONE: Cheese bacteria also enjoy audio books.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: Roxanne Roberts.

ROXANNE ROBERTS: A new study by two scientists in England will find that people who drink tea with lemon, not milk, are more likely to park illegally.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: And Luke Burbank.

LUKE BURBANK: Exploding cups of black coffee to thwart psychopaths.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

BILL KURTIS: Well, if any of that happens, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.

SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Paula Poundstone, Luke Burbank, Roxanne Roberts. Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal. And we'll see you next week.

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