PETER SAGAL, HOST:
OK, panel, the Earth is now frozen solid. What will we find when it all melts? Tom Bodett.
TOM BODETT: If my 20-some years in Alaska taught me nothing else, it taught me this. It's dog poop, lots...
BODETT: ...And lots of dog poop.
SAGAL: Maeve Higgins.
MAEVE HIGGINS: I think we'll find enough germs and viruses to even make the anti-vaxxers see sense.
SAGAL: And Adam Felber.
ADAM FELBER: Tragically, the one guy who was going to vote for Howard Schultz.
HIGGINS: No. He's stuck.
BILL KURTIS: Well, if we find any of that, we're going to ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.
SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Tom Bodett, Maeve Higgins and Adam Felber. Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week.
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