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The end of Days Inn.

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Right now, panel, it is time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Paula, this week, a man in Texas proposed a novel idea for seniors who are considering moving into a retirement home. He calculated they could save a lot of money by doing what instead?

PAULA POUNDSTONE: Hmm. Hmm.

SAGAL: Hmm.

POUNDSTONE: Can I have a hint?

SAGAL: Well, you have to ask the bellboy to bring up all of your belongings.

POUNDSTONE: Oh, right - by moving into a hotel.

SAGAL: Specifically a Holiday Inn.

(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)

SAGAL: It's the Holiday Inn theory. Although any budget motel would do - Days Inn, Days Numbered...

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: ...Motel 6 Feet Under.

(LAUGHTER)

FAITH SALIE: We'll turn the light off for you.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

TOM BODETT: End of Days Inn - I just - like, you just...

(LAUGHTER)

BODETT: Once you start, you...

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Yeah, I know.

POUNDSTONE: They check in, but they don't check out.

SAGAL: Pretty much.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: You know, the Holiday Inn - it's already set up. They've got rooms. They've got a little dining area. You know, they've got cleaning staff. They don't have to make any changes. They'll just change that door hanger to do not disturb or resuscitate.

(LAUGHTER)

BODETT: Yes. Yeah.

SAGAL: When you get down to it, the only difference between this and a nursing home is how quickly they find your body.

(LAUGHTER)

BODETT: Oh, yeah. That one kills.

SAGAL: Yeah.

(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ")

TACO: (Singing) If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits? Puttin' on the Ritz.

SAGAL: Coming up, our panelists are in a pickle in our Bluff the Listener game. Call 1-888-WAIT-WAIT to play. We'll be back in a minute with more of WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME from NPR.

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