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MAGGIE LALLY: Hi. My name is Maggie. And I'm calling from Arcata, Calif.
SAGAL: Hey, Arcata. We know Arcata.
LUKE BURBANK: That's where I was born.
SAGAL: What do you do there in Arcata?
LALLY: I am a theater teacher for children and a performance artist.
SAGAL: You are a performance artist?
LALLY: Yeah (laughter).
SAGAL: What kind of shows do you do with the kids?
LALLY: Well, actually, we had a show today.
LALLY: And they were great. We teach ensemble-based theater. So they write their own shows. And they perform in them. And we had one show that was about a baby dragon who woke up every 50 years and the world changed.
SAGAL: That's very cool.
SAGAL: I'm sure that's going to be on Netflix next week because...
SAGAL: ...That's how we roll.
BURBANK: I'd watch that.
SAGAL: Maggie, welcome to our show. Bill Kurtis is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly in two of the limericks, you will be a winner. Ready to play?
LALLY: I am.
SAGAL: Here is your first limerick.
BILL KURTIS: With a nice 5.7 percent, my all-liquid fasts - heaven sent. Except for some beer, no food will appear. I'm giving it all up for..
SAGAL: Yes, Lent.
(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)
SAGAL: Perhaps, you have decided, as a good Catholic, to give up, say, something you love - beer - for Lent. You are an amateur. An Ohio man is making the much more sensible choice of giving up everything but beer.
SAGAL: It's a sacrifice in the proud Christian tradition of asking, what would Jesus do to stay wasted?
SAGAL: For 40 days, Mr. Hall's only caloric intake will be beer, supplemented by water or, as it's known in the brewing industry, Coors Light.
SAGAL: Here is your next limerick.
KURTIS: Death Metal won't make me destroy. It's more like a screaming squeeze toy. That gravelly mush gives endorphins a rush. It fills many families with pure...
SAGAL: Yes, joy.
(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)
SAGAL: Psychologists have determined that fans of death metal are not savage monsters desensitized to violence but are, quote, "nice people" who just happen to like songs about stabbing oneself.
SAGAL: The researchers say that the dominant emotional response to death metal lyrics is joy and empowerment, granted it may be the joy of being a cannibal. But it's joy.
SAGAL: The test group were played music by the band Bloodbath.
SAGAL: They had very positive thoughts apparently, while the control group who were played the song "Happy" by Pharrell Williams...
SAGAL: ...Murdered four test proctors.
SAGAL: Here is your last limerick.
KURTIS: Beard and beanies, a standard equipster (ph). Don't complain, this is no inside tipster. That photo you saw and would take down by law - that's not you but a look alike...
(SOUNDBITE OF BELL)
SAGAL: Hipster. Here's what happened.
SAGAL: An MIT journal used a photo of a hipster in a study about how all hipsters look alike.
SAGAL: And a self-described hipster wrote in and said, hey, you used my photo without my permission you lame - you losers. And they check. And no, it is a different hipster.
HELEN HONG: He couldn't see past the handlebar mustache?
SAGAL: Apparently not. The study was immediately pronounced double true and is now the single unified theory explaining the entire universe.
SAGAL: Bill, how did Maggie do on our quiz?
KURTIS: Maggie did very well - three points. She's a win.
SAGAL: Maggie, thank you so much for playing.
LALLY: Thanks for having me. Bye.
(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "MIRRORS")
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: (Singing) It's like you're my mirror, my mirror starring back at me. I couldn't get any bigger with anyone else beside of me. And now it's clear...
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