PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Right now, panel, time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Paula, we've got a bargain for animal lovers like you. A rare bird called a cassowary is being auctioned off in Florida.
PAULA POUNDSTONE: Yes.
SAGAL: The bird's previous owner no longer can care for the bird. Why?
POUNDSTONE: Because the bird killed him.
SAGAL: That's exactly right.
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SAGAL: The cassowary is a flightless but apparently not murder-less bird.
SAGAL: It was described by the Florida medical examiner - and this is real - as having, quote, "no sense of humor."
SAGAL: It killed its owner two weeks ago. There were no witnesses, but neighbors reported hearing the bird saying, say flightless again - I freaking dare you.
SAGAL: Now, you don't know what a cassowary looks like. To picture it, imagine a slightly smaller version of an ostrich. But this one can jump up to seven feet in the air.
POUNDSTONE: Oh, my gosh.
SAGAL: It has a 4-inch-long razor sharp talon on each claw...
POUNDSTONE: Oh, my God.
SAGAL: And when it buries its head in the sand, it comes back holding a gun.
SAGAL: They say despite everything, the cassowary - this cassowary will make a great pet...
BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT: Yeah.
SAGAL: ...For a while.
GOLDTHWAIT: And Mother's Day's coming up.
SAGAL: That's true.
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NELLY FURTADO: (Singing) I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away. I don't know...
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