PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Right now, panel, time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Tom, a former tech executive now wants to disrupt the beverage industry with his new product, Liquid Death. It's a premium-priced tall-boy can of what?
TOM BODETT: Got to be kombucha.
BODETT: The name is perfect, though - Liquid Death.
SAGAL: Liquid Death.
BODETT: It's Red Bull and yogurt.
BODETT: OK, I need a hint.
SAGAL: It puts the die in dihydrogen monoxide.
BODETT: Dihydrogen monoxide. Chemistry class was a long time ago.
SAGAL: Long time ago.
BODETT: It's - oh, it's two molecules of water.
BODETT: It's twice the water.
SAGAL: It's water...
BODETT: It's water.
SAGAL: ...Is what it is. It's...
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SAGAL: ...Just water, Tom.
BODETT: Oh, dihydrogen...
SAGAL: It's - monoxide.
SAGAL: H2O. It's an old joke. Anyway, moving on...
SAGAL: Liquid Death is the name of this product. The guy who's come up with it has already raised more than $2 million for his venture. It is a tall can of just tap water with a skull on it. And it's targeted directly to the, quote, "extreme, straight-edge punk crowd." Because nothing says punk rock like a $2 can of tap water.
SAGAL: The water is designed to, quote, "murder your thirst"...
SAGAL: ...Quote, unquote.
BRIAN BABYLON: Is this Flint water?
SAGAL: And according...
SAGAL: Maybe that's the secret.
BODETT: There it is.
SAGAL: According to its inventor, it offers punks a, quote, "water brand that spoke to them." First of all, if your water starts speaking to you, you're not a punk. You're a stoner.
SAGAL: And if you wanted to sell canned water to real punks, try telling them to freeze it and then hit themselves in the head with it.
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