Predictions Our panelists predict, now that it has filed for bankruptcy, what store will replace Forever 21.
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Our panelists predict, now that it has filed for bankruptcy, what store will replace Forever 21.

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, what new store will replace Forever 21? Tom Bodett.

TOM BODETT: A vaping store offering a variety of lung embolisms for teenagers called Never 21.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Faith Salie.

FAITH SALIE: Goth clothes for toddlers, and they'll call it Snot Topic.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: And Helen Hong.

HELEN HONG: Forever 77 because that's the average age of people still going to the mall these days.

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BILL KURTIS: But if any of that happens, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.

SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Tom Bodett, Faith Salie and Helen Hong. Thanks to all of you for listening.

(APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: I'm Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week.

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