Predictions Our panelists predict how D.C. will celebrate now that they're World Series Champs.



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Our panelists predict how D.C. will celebrate now that they're World Series Champs.


Now, panel, how will Washington, D.C., celebrate the World Series? P.J. O'Rourke.

PJ O'ROURKE: Well, Congressional representative Rashida Tlaib from Detroit will introduce a fairness and equity legislation requiring next year's World Series to be between the Detroit Tigers and the Miami Marlins.


SAGAL: Negin Farsad.

NEGIN FARSAD: They're going to go into a dystopian soundscape where the only thing they hear is "Baby Shark."


SAGAL: And Josh Gondelman.

JOSH GONDELMAN: An influential think tank will use this attack by the Houston Astros as pretext to declare war on the Dallas Cowboys.


BILL KURTIS: Well, if any of that happens, we'll ask you about it right here on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.

SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to PJ O'Rourke, Negin Farsad and Josh Gondelman.


SAGAL: Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal.


SAGAL: We'll see you next week.


SAGAL: This is NPR.

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