Talk To Bill
PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Right now, panel, it is time for a new segment we're calling...
BILL KURTIS: Bill's Listening - with me, Bill Kurtis.
SAGAL: Many people are cooped up all alone at home and just need someone else to talk to. So as a public service, if you're one of those people, Bill is here to listen to everything you say.
(SOUNDBITE OF MUSIC)
SAGAL: Bill, go ahead.
KURTIS: What's on your mind? I'm listening. Go on.
NEGIN FARSAD: (Laughter).
KURTIS: Well, have you tried telling her that?
KURTIS: Oh, wow. Uh-uh. And it smelled that bad. (Laughter) Good one. Good one.
KURTIS: Oh, dear. Never wash wool. Uh-uh. Yes. No.
KURTIS: Well, everyone likes yogurt. Oh, dear. I'm getting an email, which means I have to go. But it sure was nice talking to you. I love you, too.
KURTIS: Bye-bye now.
SAGAL: Remember, everyone, Bill was speaking directly and only to you. As always, thank you, Bill.
(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "TELL OLD BILL")
THE CHAD MITCHELL TRIO: (Singing) Tell old Bill when he comes home this morning, tell old Bill...
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