Slash plays Not My Job on NPR's 'Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!' Slash is one of the greatest rock guitarists of all time, and while he knows his way around a fretboard, what does he know about sashes, specifically those presented at beauty pageants.

'Wait Wait' for April 2, 2022: With Not My Job guest Slash

'Wait Wait' for April 2, 2022: With Not My Job guest Slash

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This week's show was recorded remotely with host Peter Sagal, official judge and scorekeeper Bill Kurtis, Not My Job guest Slash and panelists Cristela Alonzo, Tom Papa and Maeve Higgins. Click the audio link above to hear the whole show.

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Slash performs in Glasgow, Scotland
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Who's Bill This Time
Oscar The Ouch!; The Sounds of Oval Office Silence; and Time Saving Button

Panel Questions
Call of Diaper Duty

Bluff The Listener
Our panelists tell three stories about three colors in the news, only one of which is true.

Not My Job: We ask Slash about sashes
Slash is one of the greatest guitarists of all time, and while he knows his way around a fretboard, we've invited him here to answer three questions about sashes, specifically those presented at beauty pageants.

Panel Questions
What Lies Behind the Mask; Grand Old Key Party; and Fundamentals of Fun

Limericks
Bill Kurtis reads three news-related limericks: Undeliverable No More; MetalGear: Scents of War; and First Class Party Plane.

Lightning Fill In The Blank
All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Predictions
Our panelists predict what will be the big story out of next year's Oscars.