Scott TobiasScott Tobias is the film editor of The A.V. Club, the arts and entertainment section of The Onion, where he's worked as a staff writer for over a decade.
A Seminal Moment: Jason Bateman stars as Wally, a hapless specimen who accidentally tips over a very important sample cup -- then impulsively decides to replace the spillage with something locally sourced.
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When A Man Loves A Woman: Casey Affleck (right) and Kate Hudson star in The Killer Inside Me, which has come under fire at film festivals for its graphic depiction of violence against women.
On The Prowl: Playboy Ben Kalmen (Michael Douglas) needs to stop chasing skirts if he's ever going to get his life together, and everyone -- from his family to his girlfriend's daughter (Imogen Poots) -- knows it but him.
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Secret Agent Homme: Jean Dujardin is Hubert Bonisseur de la Bath, France's most popular secret agent. His mission: Go to Rio de Janeiro to track down an escaped Nazi who's trying to blackmail the French government -- and look good doing it.
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A Whole New World: Filmmakers Jacques Perrin and Jacques Cluzaud turn their lenses on the bigeye trevallies, asian sheepshead wrasses and sea nettles (above) as they survey the briny deep.
Femme Fatale: Claire van der Boom stars as Carla, the troubled wife of a shady businessman. Trying to escape her loveless marriage, she manipulates her lover into stealing from her husband so they can plan a getaway.
In His Father's Footsteps: Percy Jackson (Logan Lerman) plays an angsty teen who must harness his newly discovered powers as the demigod son of Poseidon — to track down Zeus' stolen lightning bolt.
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Minor Penalty: Hockey player Derek (Dwayne Johnson) tells his girlfriend's 6-year-old that there's no such thing as molar-collecting fairies — and gets smacked around by Julie Andrews as a result.
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