HOST: Peter Segal
OFFICIAL JUDGE AND SCOREKEEPER: Carl Kasell
NOT MY JOB GUEST: Host of Comedy Central's Tough Crowd, Colin Quinn
This Week's Panelists:
Humorist and author, Roy Blount Junior
Writer and journalist, Sue Ellicott
Boston Globe writer, Charlie Pierce
Who's Carl This Time?
Two candidates: first, get ready for
lots of "Total Recall" jokes, second, a smut peddler who cares.
A movie so bad that critics ran out of synonyms for fiasco.
» Music Cue: "Ben"
Artist: Michael Jackson
CD Title: The Best of Michael Jackson
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a candidate; keeping cool where it counts in Iraq.
» Music Cue: "Hot Pants"
Artist: James Brown
Composer: James Brown
CD Title: Hot Pants
"Mergers and Acquisitions" three stories of
corporate mergers gone bad.
Not My Job!
Colin Quinn, host of Comedy Central's Tough Crowd
plays a game called, "Sir if you play Patton again, the tape will
Break"...three questions about Presidential movie favorites from
a new special on Bravo.
» Music Cue: "Theme From Patton"
Composer: Jerry Goldsmith
CD Title: Music From the Golden Age (20th Century Fox)
Label: Varese Saraband
(Listen with Real Audio)
A big secret from the 70's revealed; saving
» Music Cue: "Super Chicken"
CD Title: Toon Tunes
Label: Tee Vee Toons
Who's Carl Part II
Why Episcopalians may be hiding under their
desks; Elvis in Mosul; Positive spin re-defined.
» Music Cue: "Guitar and Fiddle"
Composer: B.J. Liederman
Listener Limerick Challenge
There are no heatwaves on Antarctica; Argentina really has some gross ideas about medicine;
A Forecast: clear skies and less cleavage.
» Music Cue: "Rainy Day in Utica N.Y."
CD Title: Cat In The Hat Songbook
Label: BMG Direct Marketing
All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.
What will finally result from the
California Gubernatorial re-call election?
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