HOST: Peter Sagal
OFFICIAL JUDGE AND SCOREKEEPER: Carl Kasell
NOT MY JOB GUEST: Tucker Carlson, CNN Host
This Week's Panelists:
Adam Felber, writer, performer and curator of Felbers.net
P.J. O'Rourke, humorist and writer for the Atlantic Monthly
Sue Ellicott, journalist and writer
Who's Carl This Time?
Payback time at the Pentagon; he loves free speech -- really; 'It's a lot faster coming down than it is going up, isn't it?'
» Music Cue: "Beer Barrel Polka"
Artist: Frankie Yankovic
Composer: L. Brown/Vejvoda
CD Title: Frankie Yankovic and His Yanks' Greatest Hits
Panel Questions (First Round)
Bush has a (very) quiet word with Malaysia's prime minister; a general claims his is bigger; the secret to hitting the high notes.
"Don't drop Pat Sajak!" -- three tales of a news event in which this phrase holds a prominent position. (See the true story.)
Not My Job!
CNN's Tucker Carlson plays a game called "YOU Are The Hammer of The Gods!" -- three questions about Led Zeppelin.
» Music Cue: "Rock and Roll"
Artist: Led Zeppelin
Composer: Page, Plant, Jones, Bonham
CD Title: Early Days: The Best of Led Zeppelin
Label: Atlantic Records
Panel Round (Second Round)
John Kerry's ex-girlfriends let their money tell the world what they think of him; the sneaky nature of the octopus; a mayor's squawking spin doctor.
» Music Cue: "Drive My Car"
CD Title: Rubber Soul
Label: EMI Records
Who's Carl? (Second Round)
A defendant hires, then fires... himself; buy the kid an outfit and hire him; Joan Collins reflects on the end of an era.
» Music Cue: "Leaving On a Jet Plane"
Artist: Peter, Paul and Mary
CD Title: Album 1700
Label: Warner Bros.
Listener Limerick Challenge
They're big in Tehran; creating a new niche in clothing sales; the Lycra-wearing court jester of the sky.
» Music Cue: "Physical"
Artist: Olivia Newton-John
CD Title: Billboard Top Hits: 1981
All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.
The panelists predict what souvenir President Bush will bring back from his week-long trip to Asia and Australia.
Take the quiz