
Do You Know What This Is?

IKEA tool? Ninja thingy?
The other day, I walked around our office holding one of these, asking my (frighteningly young) colleagues if they recognized what it was. Those are just some of the responses I got, in addition to a few looks of clueless confusion.
Now we're asking you.
So that those among you who know don't give the answer away, we're closing the comment section, but if you have a moment, respond to the questions below. We'll discuss it more later in the week.