We're Barreling Toward A Perfect Storm Of Clichés; Let's Dodge That Bullet
Since this is the calm before the storm, it's time again to rain on everyone's parade and suggest that we should avoid hurricane-related clichés like the plague.
Please remember that:
- There's no law requiring that we say a hurricane is "barreling" toward shore.
- Hatches are probably not being battened in many homes.
- Mother Nature isn't furious.
- Communities that escape serious damage didn't dodge any bullets.
- Cats and dogs will not be falling from the sky.
- Pounding isn't the only word to describe what's going to happen.
- Not that many people peel back sardine cans these days; that's a reference only grampa may get.
I've probably missed the boat and forgotten some. Feel free to stick a fork in any others.