Don't Mess With Chuck : Blog Of The Nation Protecting a bakery takes only one man. Chuck Norris.
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Don't Mess With Chuck

We've been chasing Chuck Norris off and on for years — one place you can find him is in this bakery, in — wait for it — Croatia. (Via Fark).

A POSH bakery in Split, Croatia, has been broken into almost every week.
But not since the shop owners posted a life-sized photo of the toughest man in Hollywood Chuck Norris in the window.
The sign says: "This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris."
Now the bakery hasn't had a single burglary for more than a month.

Chuck Norris jokes are welcome. And please note, there are only a few stories that I can tag both "Croatia", and "Chuck Norris."