Mattel's new "Barbie I Can Be ... News Anchor Doll."
At first I thought this was just a comment on the sometime vacuity of my profession.
But no, it's real. And as Mattel says News Anchor Barbie comes with:
- Dressed in a powerful pink and black ensemble
- Comes with microphone, news folder, and camera
I have nothing more to say. It's early yet, I think I'll go look for my powerful pink and black ensemble for the day.