Internet Monitoring and Security Cmpany Spector Pro terrifies us. : Wait Wait ... Don't Tell Me! A new ad for Internet monitoring software from Spector Pro is the scariest thing we've ever seen.
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I'm going to go home now and take the computer away from my three daughters... not because of online predators, not even to keep them from using the services of uber-creepy-ad making Spector Pro, but to keep them from learning Photoshop and doing anything like the above. My dreams are troubling enough already.