The National Pork Board, which is something that exists, will soon do away with its treasured slogan "Pork: The Other White Meat." Pork doesn't really need to advertise, because it tastes like pork, but they're still looking for a new slogan. We're working on it here.
- Doug: "Porque."
- Peter: "Pigs: Secretly, They Enjoy Being Eaten."
- Ian: "Pork: It takes a licking, and also a chewing and a swallowing."
- Eva: "Pigs: Inventors of Bacon."