'Wait Wait' Live On The Red Carpet!
Style commentary from people who have none! Find @waitwait on Twitter, where we'll be following the ceremony: #wwoscars.
Christian Bale and wife Sibi Bale Jason Merritt/Getty Images hide caption
Christian Bale and wife Sibi Bale
Jason Merritt/Getty ImagesMike: He looks like Young Santa Claus.
Peter: He's so committed to his roles. He grew that beard. And he grew that suit.
Eva: Who's beard are you wearing?
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Mike: Starring in the sequel to Black Swan ... Black Canada Goose.
Ian: High five for my crazy dress? Anybody?
Peter: She looks great, but where are all the Dalmatians?
Rick Ross (left) and Brad Oltmann of Price Waterhouse Cooper arrive with briefcases containing the winners' envelopes. Mark Ralston/AFP/Getty Images hide caption
Rick Ross (left) and Brad Oltmann of Price Waterhouse Cooper arrive with briefcases containing the winners' envelopes.
Mark Ralston/AFP/Getty ImagesMike: I respect Lady Gaga for a more understated entry, but how did they fit her in those suitcases?
Eva: Both those guys are hiding their baby bumps?
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Eva: It's made from actual strips of film. That film? Just Go With It.
Peter's kids: That's not Helena Bonham Carter. That's actually Bellatrix LeStrange.
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Ian: Props to the photographer for getting a shot of the inside of Woody Allen's head.
Mike: Wait, the Oscars are tonight???
Peter: It looks like she tucked the napkin in for dinner, and forgot to take it out.
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Cate Blanchett
Frazer Harrison/Getty ImagesEva: I like the nautical theme. Not a lot of dresses have portholes. Or barnacles.
Mike: She's ready for open heart surgery.
Ian: I feel like if I shake her, it'll come up "OUTLOOK NOT GOOD" in that little window.
Valentino and Anne Hathaway. Frazer Harrison/Getty Images hide caption
Valentino and Anne Hathaway.
Frazer Harrison/Getty ImagesMike: That's Anne Hathaway and James Franco, starring in the movie 127 Years Old.
Ian: Class is dying yourself to match Oscar.
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Ian: You can tell from the look on her face she can tell what I'm thinking.
Mike: She's just mad because Kelso is like 20 minutes late to pick her up.
Eva: I hope that tiny purse is full of nipple tape.
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Mike: Who are you wearing? "Ian's grandmother's doily."
Ian: Never has a dress had so many see-thru parts without being sexy.
- Oscar's secret is revealed! Gold Spanx.
- Yes, he's wearing Best Supporting Support Hose.