Sandwich Monday: The Twinkie Wiener Sandwich
The Twinkie Wiener Sandwich. NPR hide caption
The Twinkie Wiener Sandwich.
NPRIn honor of Hostess declaring bankruptcy, this week we're eating a sandwich that is also morally bankrupt: The Twinkie Hot Dog. Turn the Twinkie upside down, slice it like a bun, slide a hot dog in there, and act as if you've done nothing wrong.
Robert: Is this like a pig in a blanket?
Mike: Nope. This is a pig in a fat suit.
Before the transplant. NPR hide caption
Before the transplant.
NPRPeter: This is like the kind of thing you hear about after a hurricane. "It was crazy! The hot dog went right through the Twinkie!"
Ian: Weird Al Yankovic made one of these in UHF. That's why he had to change his name from Nutritious Al Yankovic.
At this point, you have to monitor the sandwich closely to make sure the Twinkie doesn't reject the new organ. NPR hide caption
At this point, you have to monitor the sandwich closely to make sure the Twinkie doesn't reject the new organ.
NPRPeter: Not bad. Hostess could save the company by going around the country stuffing the current Twinkie stockpile with hot dogs.
Ian: One good thing, the creme really does hold the wiener in place. It's like Porkodent.
Robert takes a bite next to the Peter Sagal statue in Madame Tussauds. NPR hide caption
Robert takes a bite next to the Peter Sagal statue in Madame Tussauds.
NPRIan: Taking something as bad as a Twinkie and making it worse is a real feat. It's like if they re-released Titanic in 3D. This April, more information available at http://www.titanicmovie.com.
Robert: I'd say this is like a poor man's corn dog, except a regular corn dog is a poor man's corn dog.
"Spelunk" is both how you find the hot dog, and the sound you make when you eat this. NPR hide caption
"Spelunk" is both how you find the hot dog, and the sound you make when you eat this.
NPREva: Something's wrong with my tastebuds. They're telling me this is delicious.
Mike: Yeah, it's like a sleazy corn dog. It knows it's no good and it doesn't care who knows.
[The verdict: surprisingly tasty. Many reported a corn-dog-like flavor. And someone said it was not unlike the Dunkin' Donuts Pancake Sausage Bites. If that's a comparison you ever find yourself capable of making, consider making some major life changes.]