'Wait Wait' Trips Down The Red Carpet
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We're not going to say "Twilight: Breaking Foot." We're not going to say it.

Kristen Stewart Christopher Polk/Getty Images hide caption
Kristen Stewart
Christopher Polk/Getty ImagesTommy Lee Jones showed up either to collect a Best Supporting Actor Oscar, or TO FIND GOLD IN THEM THAR HILLS DADGUMMIT!

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Tommy Lee Jones
Joe Klamar/AFP/Getty ImagesJoseph Gordon-Levitt looks so cute that girl from Beasts of the Southern Wild is going to make him into a purse next year.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Jason Merritt/Getty Images hide caption
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Jason Merritt/Getty ImagesFor the first time in history, these words make sense together: Sexy Deep Space Nine.

Naomi Watts Jason Merritt/Getty Images hide caption
Naomi Watts
Jason Merritt/Getty ImagesLittle Q could be the first winner carrying a puppy purse since Jon Voight in 1978.

Quvenzhane Wallis Jason Merritt/Getty Images hide caption
Quvenzhane Wallis
Jason Merritt/Getty ImagesTim Burton wears his cummerbund as incorrectly as possible.

Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton Frazer Harrison/Getty Images hide caption
Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton
Frazer Harrison/Getty ImagesKatniss's dresses are a lot more beautiful and a lot less burny since she fired Cinna.

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Jennifer Lawrence
Frederic J. Brown/AFP/Getty ImagesAlways going above and beyond, Oscars Host Seth MacFarlane drew and animated his parents himself.

Seth MacFarlane's father (second from left), wife, sister and "an unknown man," according to the photo's original caption. Frederic J. Brown/AFP/Getty Images hide caption
Seth MacFarlane's father (second from left), wife, sister and "an unknown man," according to the photo's original caption.
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