Pirates vs. Ninjas: Which Side Are You On? History is rife with tales of great rivalries. The Hatfields vs. the McCoys. Abraham Lincoln vs. Stephen A. Douglas. Dogs vs. cats. And now our burgeoning cyberculture has provided us with yet another for this list, Pirates vs. Ninjas. I tell you this in honor of today's release of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, which might better be titled Hottie of the Caribbean: Johnny Depp's Chest. You see, I believe this movie adds a new facet to the pirate vs. ninja debate (PvN for short which has engaged the Internet in a world wide war for at least a decade, maybe more (This site claims it's been tying the Web in knots since 1969 -- before there was Web enough to tie a clove hitch). The question is this: who would win a deadly matched fight between pirates and ninjas?