College Conference Two-Step: Choreographed By Cash Despite what college presidents say, the reordering of the college leagues is really only about football -- and television money, according to commentator Frank Deford.
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College Conference Two-Step: Choreographed By Cash

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DEBORAH AMOS, host:

Several college sports conferences have been reshuffled with the Universities of Nebraska and Colorado announcing that they're leaving the Big 12.

Sports commentator Frank Deford says these changes are not really about higher education.

FRANK DEFORD: There's an old aphorism: College football bears the same relationship to education that bullfighting does to agriculture. Ah, but when there's something of a drought at the bursar's office, it's awfully comforting to have a few toros out there in the fallow fields to take to the bullring to sell tickets and maintain the endowment crop.

So, there's a lot of talk these days about realigning America's most prestigious college conferences. However, despite all the nonsense college presidents are mouthing about finding just the right sort of university to join our sacred conference of institutions of highest learning, the reordering of the college leagues is really only about football and television money. Hey, any conference would take in Satan U. and Beelzebub Tech if they came from the right TV markets.

For example: the Pac-10, which has always been celebrated as a virtual seminary in the pigskin marketplace, hired a promoter from international tennis to be its commissioner. Even if he hasn't been able to snare the University of Texas, projections are that he can add other colleges from east of the Sierra Nevadas and raise the Pac-10's income from $97 million in annual total revenue to $256 million - strictly from television.

We are on our way to having four jumbo conferences of the compass, so it's time to rid them of their quaint names from the varsity drag era of Rudy Vallee and call them correctly: The Big 10 becomes the Nasty North; the Pac-10, the Wicked West; the SEC, the Savage South; and once the Big East and the Atlantic Coast Conference get their conglomeration together, we'll have the Evil East.

Oh yes, out there in the flyover middle of the realm, does still remain the territory ruled by the erstwhile Big 12 - although, with defections, it's become the Medium 10. It manages to stay afloat on the plains, only because the University of Texas would rather be the Huge One with a blue-ribbon television deal, than just be an equal partner with a lot of glamorous California rivals.

What happens to the NCAA? Obviously, the four monster conferences can police themselves, so the power is bound to drain out of the NCAA and leave it attenuated - sort of an athletic League of Nations.

And, of course, no matter how many mega-millions the colleges make from television and tickets, they don't have to pay the football players a nickel. That's the American way.

AMOS: Frank Deford joins us each Wednesday from member station WSHU in Fairfield, Connecticut.

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