MELISSA BLOCK, host: Claes Oldenburg wanted to put art outside of formal institutions, but school is exactly where commentator Ben Dolnick wishes he was right now.
BEN DOLNICK: Lately, my neighborhood has been colonized by a species that exists only for a few weeks each fall: excited students. They're brimming with gossip about each other, and opinions about subjects they hadn't heard of two months ago. They seem thrilled, even at 8:00 in the morning.
When I was their age, I loathed school, even in September. It was interminable and, worse, it was forced upon me. I longed for escape, like a prisoner crossing off days on his cell wall, which is why I've been surprised at the gush of envy I feel for these high schoolers. It's not their youth. It is, oddly enough, the very thing that once tormented me, that they have almost no choice in what to study.
I used to fantasize about life after graduation, how free I'd be to read anything I wanted. If I didn't care about the feudal structure of 14th century Japan - and my God, did I not care - then I'd never have to give it another thought. Instead, I'd lavish attention on my handful of pet subjects and the garden of my mind would blossom as never before.
But here's the thing. My plan worked too well. My interests changed, but my dream of being free to explore them came much truer than I could have imagined. My RSS reader tells me there are 24 unread items pertaining to my political obsession of the moment. Twitter wonders if I've read the new essay by beloved author X.
There's a Monty Python sketch in which a TV anchor delivers the news for parrots. There was an accident today, the anchor says, but mercifully, no parrots were involved. The first time I saw it, the sketch seemed like a brilliantly absurd joke about narcissism. Now, it seems like a reasonable description of my daily media diet.
I know the problem is not in our browsers, but in ourselves. The Internet is, besides being a brilliant feeder of obsessions, a remarkable means of encountering new ideas. But, at least for me, new ideas have a way of getting shoved aside by the flood of slightly reshuffled old ones. Yes, I could be watching a lecture on the physics of ballet, but what about these hundred Andrew Sullivan posts?
Settling into a seat, having never heard of utilitarianism or E.E. Cummings or the potato famine, then standing up 45 minutes later with your mind like a burst popcorn kernel. This is an experience hard for an adult to come by, so later in the year, when I see young people whose clothes and excitement have faded, I'll temper my pity with a sober reminder. While I'm home reading what I think I like, they'll be learning about the life cycle of a fern, whether they like it or not.
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MICHELE NORRIS, host: Ben Dolnick is the author of the book, "You Know Who You Are." You can comment on this essay in the Opinion section of our website, NPR.org.
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