STEVE INSKEEP, HOST:
And now we'll talk of a controversy in amateur sports. Here's our commentator, Frank Deford.
FRANK DEFORD, BYLINE: OK, after an eight-year investigation - yes, eight years - the NCAA hit Syracuse University and its basketball coach, Jim Boeheim, with all sorts of penalties for academic and recruiting violations. Normally in sports media, nobody is particularly surprised whenever any coach is caught. So a great deal of speculation was then diverted as to how this might affect Boeheim's legacy. We are legacy crazy in college sports, anxious to honor coaches with unblemished legacies, the ones who didn't get caught by the crack NCAA undercover gendarmes. Eight years to nab a big-time college program when any sentient human being knows that virtually every hotshot Division I program in the country is up to some kind of academic handholding. The Chronicle of Higher Education reports that the Inspector Clouseaus at the NCAA are presently investigating 20 athletic departments for academic malfeasance. I'm sure it could be 20 times 20. Athletes who are not even remotely prepared for college are recruited. And then the necessary schoolwork is so often done on their behalf to keep them eligible. You know what athletic departments are most reminiscent of? The speakeasies of Prohibition. Just knock, say the password recruit, and belly up to the bar. And unlike prohibition, the neat thing is you don't even have to bribe anybody because the people running the speakeasies - called athletic departments - are the same ones policing the speakeasies. Never mind Jim Boeheim and his erstwhile chastity. Here is my favorite recent NCAA story of law and order. West Virginia was placed on two years' probation for 360 infractions in 14 sports in its speakeasy. For all this, though, exactly one person was punished, an assistant gymnastics women's coach - gymnastics assistant. Yeah, crack down on a woman's sport - hey, now, that'll get all those assistants in basketball and football to straighten up and fly right. Not only that, but the director in charge of the Mountaineer speakeasy, Oliver Luck, was himself not implicated. No, instead he moved on - are you ready for this? - to the NCAA, where he is now executive vice president of regulatory affairs. But Jim Boeheim was caught. And how many other coaches sighed, there, but for the grace of God, goes my legacy? Any attempt by the NCAA to fix the speakeasy situation is simply hopeless. But hark, March Madness is ere upon us. And as in the 1920s, we good citizens enter a world we know is illegal but where we drink deeply of the spirits there.
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INSKEEP: A man who obviously does his homework himself, Frank Deford. You hear his comments every Wednesday here on MORNING EDITION from NPR News. I'm Steve Inskeep.
RENEE MONTAGNE, HOST:
And I'm Renee Montagne.