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In just a minute, we're going to ask our panelists, now that he has insulted them, what will the CIA do to get back at Donald Trump?
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Now, panel, how will the CIA get back at Donald Trump? Adam Burke.
ADAM BURKE: They're going to rescind their offer to allow him to personally waterboard suspects.
SAGAL: Oh. Roxanne Roberts.
ROXANNE ROBERTS: They'll start sabotaging the letter T on his building signs so all the lights read rump.
SAGAL: And Tom Bodett.
TOM BODETT: Every night, for his first hundred days in office, they'll send in elite black ops teams to put an obscene Elf on a Shelf somewhere in the White House.
BILL KURTIS: Well, if any of that happens, we're going to ask you about it right here on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.
SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Adam Burke, Roxanne Roberts and Tom Bodett. Thanks to all of you for listening. I am Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week. Don't give up on us yet.
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